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Re: Re: Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #75 on: August 18, 2016, 09:19:22 PM »
Why not?  Drafting Presidents seems like it couldn't be much worse than the last couple of elections.
Hmm, i like the idea of drafting folk at random to serve in congress and as potus.  Limit it to taxpaying citizens of course.
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Re: Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #76 on: August 18, 2016, 09:20:34 PM »
Why not?  Drafting Presidents seems like it couldn't be much worse than the last couple of elections.

I'll happily abide by whoever they pick,  provided they have no prior public office experience or connection with the Clinton foundation.
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Re: Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #77 on: August 18, 2016, 09:24:58 PM »
Why not?  Drafting Presidents seems like it couldn't be much worse than the last couple of elections.

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Re: Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #78 on: August 18, 2016, 10:31:50 PM »
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Oh come on, I don't think you'd make the worst POTUS, RKL.

Which does beg the question: Which APS member would be the worst President?

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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #79 on: August 18, 2016, 11:08:36 PM »
Oh come on, I don't think you'd make the worst POTUS, RKL.

Which does beg the question: Which APS member would be the worst President?
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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #80 on: August 18, 2016, 11:56:12 PM »
De selby?


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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #81 on: August 19, 2016, 12:08:08 AM »
De selby?


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DE Selby/Fistful  2016.
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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #82 on: August 19, 2016, 07:29:00 AM »
DeSelby is probably more conservative than Romney and come to think of it he may be more conservative than GWB. 

He wouldn't try and take our guns, he wouldn't get us involved in unnecessary military adventures or destabilizing foreign governments.

While he has obviously made peace with the reality of big government promoting it himself he doesn't seem to be in favor of the fascist merging of big government with big business for elite profit, seems more populist than elitist.

So there you go, DeSelby 2016!







 

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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #83 on: August 19, 2016, 09:18:38 AM »
JamisJockey can replace Biden.

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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #84 on: August 19, 2016, 09:42:34 AM »
Mike Irwin for SecState or UN ambassador.  >:D

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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #85 on: August 19, 2016, 09:46:40 AM »
As long as whoever it is makes me Secretary of the Interior, I'll vote for them.

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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #86 on: August 19, 2016, 11:36:31 AM »
DeSelby is probably more conservative than Romney and come to think of it he may be more conservative than GWB.  

He wouldn't try and take our guns, he wouldn't get us involved in unnecessary military adventures or destabilizing foreign governments.

While he has obviously made peace with the reality of big government promoting it himself he doesn't seem to be in favor of the fascist merging of big government with big business for elite profit, seems more populist than elitist.

So there you go, DeSelby 2016!






 



Until after the inauguration. Then all bets are off.



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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #87 on: August 19, 2016, 11:44:57 AM »
Until after the inauguration. Then all bets are off.


That's when De Selby has an unfortunate accident.   ;)
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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #88 on: August 19, 2016, 06:13:09 PM »
I'll take SecDef, so I can reduce the Pentagon Headcount by 50%, should be able to field a couple of divisions, a few aircraft carriers, and several air wings...

Oh and kill the F35.
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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #89 on: August 19, 2016, 07:57:56 PM »
Can I have the department of Energy?

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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #90 on: August 19, 2016, 08:04:28 PM »
DeSelby is probably more conservative than Romney and come to think of it he may be more conservative than GWB. 

He wouldn't try and take our guns, he wouldn't get us involved in unnecessary military adventures or destabilizing foreign governments.

While he has obviously made peace with the reality of big government promoting it himself he doesn't seem to be in favor of the fascist merging of big government with big business for elite profit, seems more populist than elitist.

So there you go, DeSelby 2016!



Way to make Romney comparatively likeable..   [barf]
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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #91 on: August 20, 2016, 01:18:25 AM »
I'll take SecDef, so I can reduce the Pentagon Headcount by 50%, should be able to field a couple of divisions, a few aircraft carriers, and several air wings...

Oh and kill the F35.

Pentagon Headcount: -50%  Gotcha.

What about the Head On A Pike Outside The Pentagon Count? 
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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #92 on: August 21, 2016, 02:20:00 AM »
Pentagon Headcount: -50%  Gotcha.

What about the Head On A Pike Outside The Pentagon Count? 

I've always been in fan of Voltaire's pour encourager les autres – "In this country, it is wise to kill an admiral (and general) from time to time to encourage the others."

I'd like to see both sides of the walkways leading up to the US Capitol lined with Heads (of former members) on Pikes.  Like the ending of Spartacus.

And as SecDef, I could make that happen....
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Re: Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #93 on: August 21, 2016, 07:15:45 AM »
Can I have the department of Energy?
Dibs on the other DoE.

What was that about reducing headcount?
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Re: Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #94 on: August 21, 2016, 02:03:47 PM »
Dibs on the other DoE.

What was that about reducing headcount?

To 0, I hope.
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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #95 on: August 21, 2016, 03:38:59 PM »
DE Selby/Fistful  2016.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

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Re: Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #96 on: August 21, 2016, 09:39:44 PM »
Dibs on the other DoE.

What was that about reducing headcount?

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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #97 on: August 21, 2016, 09:43:05 PM »
please make me SecDef.

I'll start by renaming it the War Department. Then i'll fire just about every DoD civilian that's doing jobs Soldiers can/should do. Then i'll start sweeping cuts to literally anything that doesn't fall into one of two categories

- Effectively killing baddies
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« Reply #98 on: August 21, 2016, 10:03:24 PM »
I want Attorney General.....and Surgeon General....and Secretary General.....just so I can find out....

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Re: Libertarians throw election
« Reply #99 on: August 21, 2016, 10:34:09 PM »
please make me SecDef.

I'll start by renaming it the War Department. Then i'll fire just about every DoD civilian that's doing jobs Soldiers can/should do. Then i'll start sweeping cuts to literally anything that doesn't fall into one of two categories

- Effectively killing baddies
- Effectively breaking *expletive deleted*it belonging to said baddies



Sorry, I called dibs.  Although if you want SecArmy, I'm good with that.  You will have free rein to implement you ideas and policies.  Also, I will be folding the Air Farce back into the Army.  The damn zoomies seem to have forgotten what their mission is.   And I'll make the Navy part of the Marines.  As they seem to have forgotten what their mission is...

A War Department and a Marine Department.  Sounds about right. 
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