R.I.P. Scout26
I was awoke this morning after the coffee kicked in.
But how did you have coffee without a woman to make it for you?
Or boyfriend
My wife died on January 30, 2014. My home has been without its woman for three years, thirty-six days, and six hours.What's another day more or less?
What Dana Loesch did for "day without a woman" http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/03/09/dana-loeschs-shirt-wins-international-womens-day/
If we white ma...wait, all males decided to take a day off...
Hebrews
As a Christian I would've thought you knew the Bible specifies making coffee is the man's job. There's a whole book dedicated to that.