You know that makes you sound even more hipster, right?
Excellent. My devious plan is working perfectly!
It's a LOT different now that I'm no longer working in DC and getting my coffee at one of the Starbucks in very close proximity to George Washington University.
I don't think I ever saw one of the little sissybunboys order a straight up dark roast drip. It was always some ghastly coolatafrapwhipachimpo with non-fat soy milk with a caramel drizzle because who cares about the 50+ grams of processed sugar as long as it's nonfuckingfat, right?
I used to scream bloody murder about how Starbucks was crap coffee, how it was over roasted, over brewed, and over priced...
Either I've mellowed, or they've changed. It's still over priced, but I REALLY love the Komodo Dragon blend roast.
Now I'm seeing mainly working people -- nurses, firemen, police officers, military, etc. -- stopping in to get their coffee, and they are, by and large, getting coffee, not some milkshake because I'm no longer in the land of the pampered snowflake college kid who's just horrified that Donald Trump is president...