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Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« on: May 31, 2017, 10:57:01 PM »
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2017, 05:30:27 AM »
What a shitty development.
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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2017, 06:56:24 AM »
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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2017, 07:09:59 AM »
Talk about a blast from the past.
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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2017, 08:18:55 AM »
Strip clubs . . .

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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2017, 08:23:23 AM »
We have a new one here. Bucks, racks, and ribs. It's a titty bar and BBQ restaurant. God bless America.


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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2017, 11:34:05 AM »
Most health departments will be sure the buffet is at least a certain distance from the stage, especially if any of the girls have the "ping pong ball trick" as part of their act.
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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2017, 11:43:39 AM »
Gives new meaning to the term "clean up that mess."

(In the Naval sense/)
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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2017, 02:43:03 PM »
This comes as exceptionally bad news for Ron Swanson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-yB1i6KEo
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


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Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2017, 03:35:44 PM »
Rarely am I struck speechless.  Congrats.  I'm speechless.
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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2017, 04:42:07 PM »
Quote from: Chris on June 01, 2017, 03:35:44 PM
Rarely am I struck speechless.  Congrats.  I'm speechless.
"Yeah, I'll just leave this dollar over here."   =)
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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2017, 05:56:11 PM »
Quote from: Chris on June 01, 2017, 03:35:44 PM
Rarely am I struck speechless.  Congrats.  I'm speechless.

That's another check mark on the ol' Bucket List...


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2017, 05:58:31 PM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on June 01, 2017, 05:56:11 PM
That's another check mark on the ol' Bucket List...


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

More like a skid mark.   =D >:D [barf]
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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2017, 08:22:18 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on June 01, 2017, 05:58:31 PM
More like a skid mark.   =D >:D [barf]

Speaking of Skidmark, he would have LOVED this!
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Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2017, 08:47:30 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on June 01, 2017, 11:34:05 AM
Most health departments will be sure the buffet is at least a certain distance from the stage, especially if any of the girls have the "ping pong ball trick" as part of their act.

The buffet needs to be moved to a separate building if they are zombie strippers.
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