What's your favorite humorous firearms saying?
"Son, that 'one shot one kill' philosophy was never explained to you, I gather." - My sergeant, after I worked my way through a box of .50 BMG ammo on a M2
"Accurate well placed fire has its place. Somewhere else." - Buddy of mine, as I was loading belted 40mm ammo onto the feed tray of a Mk 19
"Uh.. Well. It's ergonomic." - Finnish soldiers trying to think up a compliment for the M16 after firing it. Me, I was sobbing when I had to hand back the Finnish RK 95 TP
I'm deeply surprised no one meantioned the old classic.
Peace through superior firepower!