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Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« on: July 18, 2017, 09:24:33 AM »
In Washington, DC, no less...

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40642968

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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2017, 09:44:22 AM »
No doubt he wanted to take a dip, to cope with the summer heat. Which means Global Warming is even killing robots now. Robots!
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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2017, 09:49:09 AM »
Similar tech to what they want to put into driverless cars . . . now, isn't that a comforting thought!
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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2017, 09:58:12 AM »
Similar tech to what they want to put into driverless cars . . . now, isn't that a comforting thought!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPPCXZAVTio
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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2017, 10:29:33 AM »
I have found that relying on my GPS often takes me away from the route I should be following. Some of the turns it tells me to make are absolutely inexplicable. Other times, the correct route requires a turn and the GPS simply remains silent -- or tells me to go straight.
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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2017, 12:04:33 PM »
I have found that relying on my GPS often takes me away from the route I should be following. Some of the turns it tells me to make are absolutely inexplicable. Other times, the correct route requires a turn and the GPS simply remains silent -- or tells me to go straight.

Is it possible that it's trying to route you around traffic jams, or construction?

Then there's the little problem my wife had with Googley-maps on her phone. It was telling us to turn our car onto a greenways/bike-path sort of thing. She had it set for walking directions, instead of driving.  :lol:
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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2017, 12:21:04 PM »
Maybe it got the latest news of the police killing a civilian who called them for help and committed suicide out of shame...
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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2017, 01:18:10 PM »
Is it possible that it's trying to route you around traffic jams, or construction?

Then there's the little problem my wife had with Googley-maps on her phone. It was telling us to turn our car onto a greenways/bike-path sort of thing. She had it set for walking directions, instead of driving.  :lol:

Nope. Rural locations. Three different times, on trips to three different locations, I've had the GPS have me drive the two long sides of a triangle when the logical route (in both shortest time and shortest distance) would have been to stay straight, on the main road. In two of the three instances, the GPS took me a mile out of my way when the point where I came back onto the main road was within easy eyesight of the point where the GPS had me turn off. They can be useful, but they cannot be trusted. As Ronald Reagan said, 'Trust but verify."

How you verify when you're in territory you don't know (which is why you use a GPS) is a mystery to me. Maybe you need to run two (of different brands), and if they don't agree on what to do next -- stop and assess options.
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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2017, 01:38:31 PM »
Nope. Rural locations. Three different times, on trips to three different locations, I've had the GPS have me drive the two long sides of a triangle when the logical route (in both shortest time and shortest distance) would have been to stay straight, on the main road. In two of the three instances, the GPS took me a mile out of my way when the point where I came back onto the main road was within easy eyesight of the point where the GPS had me turn off. They can be useful, but they cannot be trusted. As Ronald Reagan said, 'Trust but verify."

How you verify when you're in territory you don't know (which is why you use a GPS) is a mystery to me. Maybe you need to run two (of different brands), and if they don't agree on what to do next -- stop and assess options.

The greatest usefulness for unfamiliar territory is to get to the destination. The GPS allows you to do that without having to run down all the maps yourself. It fails at this VERY rarely anymore.

The second part is to get you there by the most efficient path. It fails at this at times, but is the number of times that it fails worth all the other times of poring over the maps yourself?

I've found that it doesn't always choose the fastest path in my locality. However, the difference is usually measured in a minute or two. Two extra minutes to save me several minutes of reading maps and then watching to find the proper turns is a trade-off I'll make every time.
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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2017, 02:20:11 PM »

Obviously, the robot had incriminating information on Hillary Clinton.
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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2017, 02:38:33 PM »
Obviously, the robot had incriminating information on Hillary Clinton.



Or was on a date with Ted Kennedy's roomba.
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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2017, 02:56:41 PM »
"EX-TER-MI-NATE!"

"EX-TER-MI-NATE!"

"EX-TER-MI-..."   *glub*   *glub*   *glub*

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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2017, 08:14:13 PM »
If the robot had  had Will Robinson as a sidekick it would be alive today. [popcorn] [tinfoil] [tinfoil]
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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2017, 01:41:29 PM »
"EX-TER-MI-NATE!"

"EX-TER-MI-NATE!"

"EX-TER-MI-..."   *glub*   *glub*   *glub*



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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2017, 04:20:04 PM »
Dr. Who showed us the way all those decades ago: robots are defeated by stairs.

Ah, but Robocop and Terminator have shown they are useless against cyborgs. Gotta make sure it's an actual robot.*



*nor built by Boston Dynamics, either.
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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2017, 05:52:31 PM »
I forgot that Hans Gruber was the voice of Marvin...

You mean Elliott Marston:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwDmV1KWrKQ

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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2017, 03:34:21 PM »
This man was seen running from the scene. He is considered armed and past his prime. Do not approach!


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Re: Security robot has enough of politics, commits suicide...
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2017, 03:38:34 PM »
Ah, but Robocop and Terminator have shown they are useless against cyborgs. Gotta make sure it's an actual robot.*



*nor built by Boston Dynamics, either.

Beat me to it (re: Boston Dynamics.)
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