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What caliber for penis?
« on: November 02, 2017, 08:39:24 PM »
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Re: What caliber for penis?
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2017, 09:07:24 PM »
Depends on the penis?
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Re: What caliber for penis?
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2017, 09:48:59 PM »
What a dick move!
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Re: What caliber for penis?
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2017, 10:11:26 PM »
I heard it was that new round - the .38 Special Purpose.

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Re: What caliber for penis?
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2017, 10:51:07 PM »
.38 Special Penis Lancer
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Re: What caliber for penis?
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2017, 10:44:29 PM »
.38 Short Penis

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Re: What caliber for penis?
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2017, 11:14:01 PM »
.38 Special Ed
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Re: What caliber for penis?
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2017, 01:29:26 AM »
Needle gun for needle dick?
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Re: What caliber for penis?
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2017, 03:15:49 PM »
At least he left a tip.
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Re: What caliber for penis?
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2017, 04:33:13 PM »
So, snub nose?

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Re: What caliber for penis?
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2017, 05:57:10 PM »
Gives a whole new meaning to a Saturday Night Special.
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