R.I.P. Scout26
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/15/571175252/scientists-say-japanese-monkeys-are-having-sexual-interactions-with-deer?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=newsFrom Japan, of course. The anime should be along shortly.
But enough about Congress...
Atleast they aren't having sex with those radioactive fukashima wild boars.I'm not clicking on the link. Any mention of how the deer feel about it?
After watching the video, it isn't as bad as it sounds. Or maybe it is. Basically the female monkeys are using the deer because they don't have pillows for the monkeys to hump in that part of Japan. And besides, it is Japan, is it really that weird? bob
Perhaps we should send the monkeys footballs ??
That would so messed up. Almost like a..... I can't think of an appropriate expression.
Like a soup sandwich or a football bat or a bag of smashed arseholes ??
Close, but there needs to be a phrase that involves the monkeys. And if we could get the football in there somehow that would be great.
Like a football humping a monkey ??