Poll

Well, which way

#3
1 (5.6%)
#1
1 (5.6%)
#2
1 (5.6%)
Who cuts their toast ?
9 (50%)
The same way you cut cornbread
2 (11.1%)
Other (Describe or post pic)
3 (16.7%)
Extra jam/jelly
1 (5.6%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Voting closed: January 30, 2018, 04:12:41 PM

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What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« on: December 21, 2017, 04:12:41 PM »
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2017, 04:27:47 PM »
Need a who gives a f^ck option.
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2017, 04:31:07 PM »
With a knife, roll cutter, or large pair of kitchen shears.

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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2017, 04:47:04 PM »
Only restaurants and parents of toddlers cut toast.
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2017, 05:42:33 PM »
Remove the crust, THAT'S how ya cut toast!
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2017, 05:42:41 PM »
Also,

No category for detcord... ?

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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2017, 07:13:55 PM »
1 for sos rest of the time who cuts toast.
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2017, 07:43:18 PM »
Who does toast when cornbread is available?
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2017, 10:59:49 PM »
^^^A nice bitter Seville orange marmalade does not go well with cornbread.
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2017, 07:03:54 AM »
Pussies!

THIS is how you cut toast!

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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2017, 07:41:40 AM »
I'm thinking of starting a poll to determine if it's OK to label the first three options 3-1-2.
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2017, 08:01:12 AM »
Quote from: griz on December 22, 2017, 07:41:40 AM
I'm thinking of starting a poll to determine if it's OK to label the first three options 3-1-2.

Plucking at the strings of your OCD much?

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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2017, 09:57:59 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 22, 2017, 07:03:54 AM
Pussies!

THIS is how you cut toast!



I was thinking one of these:
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2017, 10:18:05 AM »
No, no!

The fumes spoil the flavor of your eggs.
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2017, 10:21:36 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 22, 2017, 10:18:05 AM
No, no!

The fumes spoil the flavor of your eggs.

So run it on alcohol.
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2017, 10:46:41 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 22, 2017, 08:01:12 AM
Plucking at the strings of your OCD much?

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Wonder if there is a numerical equivalent to OCD?  Maybe I have LND (Linear Numerical Disorder) and didn't even know it.  I would guess that ten out of every nine people have it.  >:D
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2017, 10:49:07 AM »
Cutting toast is for girls and the King of England.
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Re: What is the correct way to cut toast ??
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2017, 10:52:31 AM »
# 2 for grasping properly in my manly hands while I drag it through my egg yolks.
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