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Fly320s - Time to Switch Airlines
« on: February 03, 2018, 10:09:54 AM »
This looks like a good airline to work for.  =D

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/03/airline-sparks-outrage-after-scantily-clad-models-put-on-show.html

I wonder if their motto is, "Me love you long time".  :laugh:
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Re: Fly320s - Time to Switch Airlines
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2018, 10:23:58 AM »
This looks like a good airline to work for.  =D

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/03/airline-sparks-outrage-after-scantily-clad-models-put-on-show.html

I wonder if their motto is, "Me love you long time".  :laugh:

Just read that article.  I remember when my airline hired attractive women.  And I also remember when my airline hired women. 
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Re: Fly320s - Time to Switch Airlines
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2018, 10:30:43 AM »
Just read that article.  I remember when my airline hired attractive women.  And I also remember when my airline hired women. 

Now you're really showing your age.

On my flight home after the SHOT Show a week ago, one of the [female] flight attendants was so rotund that she could barely fit down the center aisle of a 737-900. I am amazed that she is allowed to work as a flight attendant. Should the need arise to evacuate by the over-wing doors, I seriously doubt she would fit through.
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Re: Fly320s - Time to Switch Airlines
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2018, 10:36:22 AM »
Now you're really showing your age.

On my flight home after the SHOT Show a week ago, one of the [female] flight attendants was so rotund that she could barely fit down the center aisle of a 737-900. I am amazed that she is allowed to work as a flight attendant. Should the need arise to evacuate by the over-wing doors, I seriously doubt she would fit through.

Once they get hired, it is difficult to get fired.  All airlines have a minimum height requirement, but there is no maximum weight limit that I know of, which is funny, because the jumpseat has a weight limit.
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Re: Fly320s - Time to Switch Airlines
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2018, 10:43:38 AM »
How to get fired 101. Ask Bertha the flight attendant to move from one jumpseat to another to trim the plane.
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Re: Fly320s - Time to Switch Airlines
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2018, 12:01:52 PM »
How to get fired 101. Ask Bertha the flight attendant to move from one jumpseat to another to trim the plane.

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Re: Fly320s - Time to Switch Airlines
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2018, 02:54:05 PM »
Used to be that "Stewardess" was a stepping stone to "Mrs".  A few years of flying, then a wedding, then kids, so no more flying.

Now days "Flight Attendants" hang-on and on and on and on.  Instead of the cute young things that used to fly the the friendly skies, you get these women that definitely reflect Indiana Jones statement of "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."
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