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The Idiot Contest
« on: January 17, 2007, 11:48:48 AM »
I am currently listening to an idiot contest on the radio.  Sean Hannity is "interviewing" Dennis Kucinich; which is to say they're talking over and past each other without making any sense on either side.  He had one yesterday with Cindy Sheehan, so it must be a regular feature.  *OK, I just decided I couldn't take any more and turned it off.* 

I thought we had good idiot contests here on these online forums, but with talent like that, I don't think we can compete.  We'd better do something.   
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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2007, 12:02:28 PM »
That's okay fistful. We here at APS can be benevolent to the idiots which still listen to the radio (*whistles* podcasts, RSS feeds, etc. *whistles* Tongue Wink grin), especially the radio personae who are Big Corp/Bush lackeys.
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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2007, 12:24:52 PM »
No way, the radioguys can't even step. They only have a couple of minutes, max, to formulate their replies, whereas I can spend hours inferring things you didn't say or mean from small, irrelevant phrases in posts! I reign 'tard supreme!

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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2007, 12:29:34 PM »
Dang, for a second there I thought this was a contest I might be able to win!  angry

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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2007, 01:58:39 PM »
That's okay fistful. We here at APS can be benevolent to the idiots which still listen to the radio (*whistles* podcasts, RSS feeds, etc. *whistles* Tongue Wink grin), especially the radio personae who are Big Corp/Bush lackeys.

I work alone - all day.

Believe me, I listen to Sean Hannity only when there is nothing else on.  If you bought me an iPod, I might have something else to listen to.  But you never shipped me those cookies, either, so I won't hold my breath. 
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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2007, 02:54:10 PM »
If'n you work all day in a place with reasonable internets access, might I suggest www.pandora.com ? I think it might be the best internets ever.

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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2007, 04:51:26 PM »
In fairness to Hannity I must opine that he is no one's "lackey."  Who would claim him?  No, he's just a dunce that happens to agree with me most of the time.  Wait a minute...
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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2007, 04:57:45 PM »
You know, I've listened to talk radio probably once in my entire life.

Am I missing out on something?
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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2007, 07:39:05 PM »
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Am I missing out on something?


Some people are talk radio people, and some aren't.  And it depends on what you listen to.  There's a LOT of different talk radio out there. 

A rarity is the dry intellectualism of Issues, Etc.  It's like a conservative Lutheran NPR, but with a lot of church history.  I don't agree with a lot of their theological hobby-horses, but they have good analysis and info on a lot of social and theological issues.  And they're a lot harder on us Evangelicals than on you Catholics.  http://www.issuesetc.org/ 
Despite the goofy title, the Bible Answer Man program is much in the same vein, though less high-brow (It IS Evangelical, after all).  http://www.equip.org/

But maybe you've never listened to NPR.  It's more informative and in-depth than TV news, and much less sensationalist.  Pretty much leftist, though, and often too dry to listen to.  They have some lighter stuff, like comedy and cooking shows and such on the weekends. 

Let's get to the obvious - Rush Limbaugh.  Possibly the most unknown celebrity in America.  Everyone seems to know he's mean, angry, egocentric, racist, etc.  In fact, he's none of those things.  Maybe his ego is a little bigger than most, but most of his bragging and conceit is for comic effect.  Keep your sense of humor about you, and remember that if he says something off-putting, he's probably joking. 

Then there are the Limbaugh copy-cats few of whom I've found worthwhile.  One exception is Laura Ingraham.  She plays lots of awful soundbites from Sen. Byrd and the like, and then laughs at them.  Laura gets on my nerves sometimes, like when she interviews some left-wing college activist and then demands to know if he reads Chomsky.  Another one that is an acquired taste is Mark Levin.  It should bother me that he makes "libs" call in on a segregated phone line, and tells them to "get off my show."  Instead, it cracks me up.  He's angry, but funny-angry. 

Speaking of angry, there's Michael Savage.  There's a guy who's riding Limbaugh's coat-tails, while pretending that Limbaugh is some kind of pretender to the throne.  Conservative, liberal, libertarian, independent?  No, he's just angry and hateful.  There's no real consistent set of ideas, there, just anger. 
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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2007, 11:39:53 PM »
Can't stand Hannity. Recently saw a bit of his TV show on youtube in which he called Sean Penn an enemy of America and a bad actor. Fine, he doesn't like Penn's politics, but really the man can act, he's rather good at it in fact.

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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2007, 02:25:50 AM »
Ha! talk radio hosts are entertaining from time to time. We have a station here that brodcast some of the big names (Orilley,Savage,Ingraham,Beck,etc) as well as some local guys. Let me give you a run down.

Orilley = King of the pompus jackasses nuff said.

Savage = An angry, self worshiping, bi-polar, hate monger, with two count em two doctorates, but then you knew that already because he only mentions them every 5 minutes.

Ingraham = A voice so annoying I cant listen to much more than 10 minutes of her show. That woman has a tone that could give a woodpecker a headache. Most of what I have heard of her has been petty insults at a fourth grade level, and whining that could rival my 5 y/o daughter.

Beck = A self loathing mormon (like Savages degrees Beck points out his faith on a religious basis pun intended). He fills his show with sad attempts at humor, and stories of his battle with alcoholism, and family suicide in an attempt to humanize himself to the little people.

Hannity = I could wear the lettering off my keyboard slamming him. Lets just say aside from being an arrogant jerk, he has a lovely voice. Its just too bad you never get to hear his true voice as he seems to be trying to impress his listeners by hosting his whole show with his primary sensory unit shoved deeply up his main waste extraction hole.

Then of course you have anything on Air America which all totaled up dosent amount to a pile of pre-digested Alpo.
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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2007, 03:08:40 AM »
+1

But Laura's voice is really not annoying, although her accent is grating at times.  She IS a bit juvenile and always thinks she's funny. 

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Re: The Idiot Contest
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2007, 04:06:05 AM »
. . . Sean Hannity is "interviewing" Dennis Kucinich . . .
I'll forgive Hannity for a lot because he took one of the "environmentalists" in the Kennedy clan (Bobby Junior?) to task for chiding SUV drivers while he, himself, routinely travels around on private jets. (How many more gallons of jet fuel are burned by taking a private jet, rather than flying commercial?)

Ditto with Ariana Huffington . . . the latter claimed that flying on a private jet was a "sacrifice" because she didn't get frequent-flyer miles that way!

As for Kucinich . . . the first time I saw him occured when I was channel surfing and came across a debate in which he was making some cockamamie point . . . he seemed so goofy, I really, genuinely thought he was the candidate of the Socialist Workers Party or some other part of the extreme left lunatic fringe.

It surprised even me to learn he was an Ohio democrat.  shocked
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