Author Topic: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values  (Read 1687 times)

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Re: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2018, 11:41:02 PM »
I need to up my game, I have only done a few of those!!!  >:D


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Re: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2018, 11:45:34 PM »
18 is hilarious, 19 doesn't work anymore since they changed their policies, and 27 can get your ass beat.
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Re: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2018, 03:56:18 AM »
#33 - courtesy of my cheap *expletive deleted*it brother. Need a large wrench for one job? Buy it from Sears, do the job, take the wrench back the next day and say you don't need it.

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Re: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2018, 07:17:47 AM »
Best place to bury a body? In a cemetery where someone has just been buried. Ground is already disturbed.
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Re: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2018, 08:31:57 AM »
I have often said that if I was homeless in Seattle, I would feed myself via # 26.  The hotels are always having conventions.  Dress nicely, wear one of those 'My Name Is' labels, and go through the buffet line.
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Re: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2018, 09:43:17 AM »
Okay, I have to admit, the very first time I went to Hawaii, my girlfriend at the time told everyone we were on our honeymoon. I was like, "WTF?" until I saw the free food and drinks and stuff coming our way.  =D


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I have often said that if I was homeless in Seattle, I would feed myself via # 26.  The hotels are always having conventions.  Dress nicely, wear one of those 'My Name Is' labels, and go through the buffet line.

Funny, the only hotels I have ever seen them ask for proof to get in the breakfast buffet line were the Best Westerns in Mammoth and in Florence, OR. I never once stayed there without them asking for the ticket they gave me at check-in. Pretty much everywhere else was, "come and get it!"  :laugh:
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Re: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2018, 02:01:25 PM »
Along the lines of #26, when I was stationed at Moffett Field from the late 70s to the early 90s I knew the location and usually menu of every bar within 30 minutes travel that had free food for happy hour. Go in, buy a cheap draft and eat till I was full. I became quite the connoisseur of mini-tacos. ;)

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Re: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2018, 02:56:15 PM »
#28 - rather than torrenting textbooks . . . when I was in college (pre-Internet) some of us discovered photocopying was MUCH cheaper than buying.
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Re: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2018, 11:59:25 PM »
In college, we used to get a prior edition of whatever textbook was being "required".   We'd go the book store (where they had new and used books) and grab the newest edition and then compare the pages to prior editions.  Generally, they'd be off by a page or three.  I mean seriously, have there been any major radical developments in Algebra, basic Economics, Geography, etc in pretty much forever?  Most updates in textbooks were simply more/less/different pictures, adding/deleting a sentence or paragraph.  The rarely re-write an entire textbook.  That would mean work, and why work when you can gouge the next set of students for $400-$500 for a new textbook.

We'd flip through and discover that Chapter 8 started on page 382 in the 31st Edition, but page 384 in the latest and greatest 32nd edition.  We even look to see how close the 30th Edition was.  Simply because pricing was a follows:
Latest and Greatest Edition:  Arm, Leg and a Small Child  
Prior Edition: $100
The one before that: $5
  
That was a lot of beer money we could save.

I do distinctly remember them asking $512 for the 32nd edition of a textbook.   :O ;/  I bought the 30th Edition for $5.  We would then take brown paper grocery bags and make covers to camouflage the older books, so the profs were none the wiser.
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Re: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2018, 01:34:33 AM »
I have often said that if I was homeless in Seattle, I would feed myself via # 26.  The hotels are always having conventions.  Dress nicely, wear one of those 'My Name Is' labels, and go through the buffet line.


My maternal (step)grandfather would do things like that after grandma passed and he retired from Western electric.
He was spending quite a bit of time at various RV parks attached to vacation resorts. He'd dress up in his nice business suits and crash conventions/luncheons being held there.  He said he usually managed to hit 3-4 a month.
He was quite the character.
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Re: 32 Life Hacks for People who don’t Care about Moral Values
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2018, 09:25:22 AM »
I'd buy the past edition on Amazon for dirt cheap


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