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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #50 on: April 17, 2018, 10:25:23 AM »
Do airlines not serve peanuts?

I don't think I've flown since 1 Jan, 2000.

Southwest still does, I think.  My airline does not, but we sometimes have cashews or almonds. 
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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #51 on: April 17, 2018, 11:15:34 AM »
American serves pretzels. Little, tiny, toy pretzels. I think there might be ten in a bag. One bag per customer in coach.

I think if I ever have to fly again, I'll be an aero-terrorist, and bring my own PB&J sammiches.
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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #52 on: April 17, 2018, 11:38:33 AM »
Robert's last year in Park District Baseball, some hyper-protective mommy threatened to sue the park district because her precious snowflake was allergic to peanuts and she found some peanut shells in the dugout on one of the fields.

So not only were peanuts banned from being eaten in the dugouts during practices and games, but ALL "nuts", to include sunflower seeds.  For anyone that has kids in baseball or softball, sunflower seed hulls are the main ingredient of soil of the dugouts.

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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #53 on: April 17, 2018, 11:48:20 AM »
Southwest still does, I think.  My airline does not, but we sometimes have cashews or almonds.

Aren't you still using peanut oil based chemtrail juice?

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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #54 on: April 17, 2018, 11:53:34 AM »
Southwest still does, I think.  My airline does not, but we sometimes have cashews or almonds. 

Technically, aren't cashews not nuts?

https://paleoflourish.com/are-cashews-nuts-legumes-drupes
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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #55 on: April 17, 2018, 12:02:35 PM »
Aren't you still using peanut oil based chemtrail juice?

Nah, we went green.  We only use recycled, but not filtered, oil from the fryers on fast food restaurants.
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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #56 on: April 17, 2018, 12:04:13 PM »
Technically, aren't cashews not nuts?

https://paleoflourish.com/are-cashews-nuts-legumes-drupes

Yes, and technically neither are peanuts.  Those are legumes.
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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #57 on: April 17, 2018, 12:18:35 PM »
"So not only were peanuts banned from being eaten in the dugouts during practices and games, but ALL "nuts", to include sunflower seeds. "

Rather insane, considering that sunflower seeds are one of the primary replacements for peanuts. Sunbutter is actually pretty good.
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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #58 on: April 17, 2018, 12:24:16 PM »
"So not only were peanuts banned from being eaten in the dugouts during practices and games, but ALL "nuts", to include sunflower seeds. "

Rather insane, considering that sunflower seeds are one of the primary replacements for peanuts. Sunbutter is actually pretty good.

Some ignorant person might *think* they are nuts and have a panic attack.  Not sure why we have to protect people from psychosomatic allergies.
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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #59 on: April 17, 2018, 01:11:43 PM »
When nuts are outlawed, only outlaws will have nuts.

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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2018, 01:13:29 PM »
"during practices and games"

So it's OK to go chow down on peanuts in the dugouts before the games?

Need to check into pricing for peanut hay square bales to use as overflow seating, too.  Used to love getting round bales of it, since they still had quite a few peanuts on them so we had extra snacks to go with whatever was in season while we were looking for a good spot to drop the next bale.

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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #61 on: April 17, 2018, 01:41:27 PM »
"Not sure why we have to protect people from psychosomatic allergies."

Word.


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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2018, 01:43:17 PM »
Robert's last year in Park District Baseball, some hyper-protective mommy threatened to sue the park district because her precious snowflake was allergic to peanuts and she found some peanut shells in the dugout on one of the fields.

So not only were peanuts banned from being eaten in the dugouts during practices and games, but ALL "nuts", to include sunflower seeds.  For anyone that has kids in baseball or softball, sunflower seed hulls are the main ingredient of soil of the dugouts.

Someone always just has to suck the fun out of everything.

And spit.  You forgot spit.  Or is that just the grownup leagues?
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Re: Does feeding your child a PBJ in public make you a monster?
« Reply #63 on: April 17, 2018, 03:06:52 PM »
And spit.  You forgot spit.  Or is that just the grownup leagues?

That's the binder...along with chewing gum.



"So not only were peanuts banned from being eaten in the dugouts during practices and games, but ALL "nuts", to include sunflower seeds. "

Rather insane, considering that sunflower seeds are one of the primary replacements for peanuts. Sunbutter is actually pretty good.

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


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