Leave it to a Lieutenant to steal the most fugly, least impressive armored vehicle for his escapade.
Or remember to pick up a couple boxes of .223 on the way to the base. A few rounds coming out of that thing and he'd have been a hell of a challenge for the cops to figure out.
Realistically, we probably should have something in Federal law specifically permitting/recommending an airstrike to eliminate any stolen military vehicle at the first good opportunity. Imagine if the guy that crunched up several cars with a tank a few years back had been able to swipe even a couple rounds for the main gun too.