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Perd Hapley

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APS for President!!
« on: January 24, 2007, 10:37:05 AM »
Which member of APS shall be nominated to run for President of the United States on the Armed Polite Society ticket? 
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2007, 10:43:44 AM »
Art Eatman?

(No, I will not volunteer myself.)
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2007, 10:55:20 AM »
Lawdog.
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2007, 10:58:35 AM »
I second Art.

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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2007, 11:23:13 AM »
Tird.

Make that third
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2007, 11:30:00 AM »
Could we declare all of APS to be a single hive-mind, and have the forum itself run for POTUS? We'd have to make sure that the average member age is 35 or greater, though.  laugh
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2007, 11:30:08 AM »
I'd say me but I'm not 36 yet. 4 more years then I will be.

I just want to tell the UN to move out of NY and find a new home.

Executive order to roll back all firearms laws.

Fine the daylights out of folks who hire illegal workers.


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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2007, 11:40:30 AM »
I'm 36. I'll take a stab at it.

I want PJ O'Rourke for VP, and then I'll resign and let him have the conn.
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2007, 11:44:09 AM »
Quote from: Twycross on January 24, 2007, 10:30:00 AM
Could we declare all of APS to be a single hive-mind, and have the forum itself run for POTUS? We'd have to make sure that the average member age is 35 or greater, though.  laugh

We are a hive mind.  Report to the programming deck.

I thought about Art, too.  Why him? 
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2007, 11:48:38 AM »
I thought about Art, too.  Why him? 

Blunt common sense.

I'd like to see Barbara on there too.
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2007, 11:58:25 AM »
I don't want to hold office, I just want to form a Presidential Exploratory Committee to raise money.  I'll use the money in a most benevolent way, of course.  Ammo's on me!!  Guns, too, if we get enough suckers supporters.  grin
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2007, 11:58:57 AM »
Art or Preacherman.
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2007, 01:21:24 PM »
Another vote for Art. Mr. Common Sense.

And El T for VP. Hey, you gotta have an attorney on the ticket, right? Wink
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2007, 01:46:13 PM »
Tejon for Veep?  But will Art sign his No Truck Left on the Lawn bill?

Wait a minute, he's not going to play second fiddle to a Southerner. 
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2007, 02:05:31 PM »
Quote from: cosine on January 24, 2007, 10:58:57 AM
Art or Preacherman.

Preach ain't eligible. 
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2007, 03:53:24 PM »
Art's slightly more liberal than you perceive him to be Cheesy

It doesn't cause me to like him any less, however. I blame all those years he spent in Austin. He'd be more of a moderate on a national scale.

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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2007, 08:09:48 PM »
I'll go with Art, or maybe Oleg, if he were elligible.
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2007, 08:13:44 PM »
Anybody but me.  I was president of a large ham radio club in Colorado Springs for two years.  That will max out my political experience for this lifetime.
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2007, 03:50:42 AM »
I do not want to run as Art's veepee.  I will gladly accept his nomination as Attorney General.

As Attorney General I will crack down on those terrorists that pollute our beloved lawns with their assault vehicles and assault boats (I have a new hilljack neighbor that has parked a freakin' jet ski on his lawn [a jet ski in January]), assault trash cans that are not put away 12 hours after trash pick up, terrorists who plot against our democracy by sitting on their front porches, and terrorists who watch television instead of cleaning their houses.  I will not rest until the War on Yeehawism is won!
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2007, 03:54:13 AM »
The media will have one word for you, Tejon.  Divisive.  Sp? 
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2007, 04:06:26 AM »
If you are not with us, you are against us!

If you are against me, I will put you in the Axis of Yeehawism. police
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2007, 04:17:25 AM »
Quote from: El Tejon on January 25, 2007, 02:50:42 AM
As Attorney General I will crack down on those terrorists that pollute our beloved lawns with their assault vehicles and assault boats (I have a new hilljack neighbor that has parked a freakin' jet ski on his lawn [a jet ski in January]), assault trash cans that are not put away 12 hours after trash pick up, terrorists who plot against our democracy by sitting on their front porches, and terrorists who watch television instead of cleaning their houses.  I will not rest until the War on Yeehawism is won!
Lost my vote with that one.  Not that I do those things, but I won't support those laws, especially one that bans "sitting on their front porches". 

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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2007, 04:21:30 AM »
We must protect democracy and putting porch sitters in Gitmo is the best way to do so. police

BTW, even before I am Attorney General, I am substituting the Chicago Bears for North Korea in the Axis of Evil.
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« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2007, 04:23:08 AM »
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I will crack down on those terrorists that pollute our beloved lawns with their assault vehicles

Yes, but will you close the assault major appliances on the porch loophole? What about the assault mullet loophole?
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« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2007, 04:35:35 AM »
Quote from: El Tejon on January 25, 2007, 03:21:30 AM
We must protect democracy and putting porch sitters in Gitmo is the best way to do so. police
You can have my porch when you pry it from my cold, dead, incredibly firm buttocks. Tongue

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