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Perd Hapley

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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2007, 04:38:22 AM »
No thread of mine will become a discussion of any dude's buttocks.  Clear?  First Hunter Rose in drag Tongue and now this.  Where's the barf smiley?   laugh
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2007, 04:54:58 AM »
At least judiciously exercised "porch rights" typically include covered buttocks.

That proposed "free-flying mullet" addendum has me quite concerned.
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2007, 05:20:42 AM »
Quote from: Ezekiel on January 25, 2007, 03:54:58 AM
That proposed "free-flying mullet" addendum has me quite concerned.

That is because you are a mullet-sporting Communist pervert.  Why do you hate America?   cheesy
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2007, 08:53:00 AM »
Can't the mullet be traced to Europe during the Punk Rock era?

I say it's Socialist!  Smiley
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2007, 09:12:05 AM »
Quote from: El Tejon on January 25, 2007, 03:21:30 AM
BTW, even before I am Attorney General, I am substituting the Chicago Bears for North Korea in the Axis of Evil.
That gets my vote!
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2007, 12:06:47 PM »
I think of instituting a new gulag policy for the War on Yeehawism that would kill two birds with one stone.

After I declare Yeehaws "enemy combatants" and round them up (maybe I will use Wal-Mart gift cards as incentives) I will send them to re-education camps in swanky areas of Manhattan and D.C.  They will learn to read books, eat salads, brush their teeth, floss, clean up after themselves, and go to theaters, not NASCAR races.

This will improve my life as I will be rid of Yeehaws and it will enrage liberals as they will be surrounded by Yeehaws. police
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2007, 12:16:28 PM »
I will never floss for you, tyrant!  I don't like it. 
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2007, 12:28:59 PM »
I just spilled a latte all over my manifesto.
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2007, 02:55:06 AM »
fistful, come on, please floss, pretty please. grin

Hah!  Nomination update:  my neighborhood association is having its winter meeting on February 1st.  I will skip practice to attend so that I may rally support for the nomination as the new Attorney General.

Once I clean up Hedgewood (a neighborhood near downtown Lafayette) of trash cans left out too long,  crazy old men who put stuffed sharks in their windows, lawns that are not edged and raked, institute mandatory dental hygenie classes to ensure proper flossing and tongue scraping and conduct house to house searches for NASCAR material, I can branch out to the nation as a whole!

Remember my motto, APS:  Better freedom through a police state! police
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2007, 03:11:30 AM »
I say your first act should be banning fistful to that dental floss farm in Montana.  cheesy
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« Reply #35 on: January 26, 2007, 03:20:17 AM »
If it will help me escape the wrath of our beloved leader, I think his motto is hilarious. 
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« Reply #36 on: January 26, 2007, 03:21:45 AM »
Goin' to Montana...

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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #37 on: January 26, 2007, 01:09:47 PM »
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2007, 06:36:11 PM »
When my bid for Evil Overlord* is successful, you all are invited to be part of my legions of terror to introduce this world to a new age of prosperity.  And guns.   laugh


*A much better title than 'President' don't you think?
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« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2007, 06:43:56 PM »
Like post-Katrina law-enforcement, but in reverse? 

Citizen, you WILL take this firearm.  OR ELSE!
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #40 on: January 27, 2007, 02:06:13 AM »
Quote from: fistful on January 26, 2007, 05:43:56 PM
Like post-Katrina law-enforcement, but in reverse? 

Citizen, you WILL take this firearm.  OR ELSE!
Sounds like Texas, I love it...  grin
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #41 on: January 27, 2007, 03:23:31 AM »
I wish.  I lived in Texas once.  I had to go the gun store and PAY for my guns. 
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Re: APS for President!!
« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2007, 06:40:13 AM »
I want to be appointed to run the BATF.

My recent lack of motivation and laziness would be a real asset in running that department.

Maybe if I became motivated I could reverse its function and promote the responsible use of the items in my charge.
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