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What caliber for rabid beaver?
« on: August 10, 2018, 09:45:47 PM »
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-kayaking-rabid-beaver_us_5b6de6c1e4b0530743c9d305

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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2018, 10:42:55 PM »
I can't help thinking that a .38 Super to the brain would have been a lot faster.
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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2018, 11:10:30 PM »
Tickle his chin and give him a pinch.
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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2018, 12:01:16 AM »
Well, for my ex, a 120mm cannon loaded with canister shot....

Wait, you meant the OTHER kind of beaver....


Um... .22?

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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2018, 01:29:07 AM »
A chilled Chardonnay and a diamond tennis bracelet ?


Wait, that's for Cougar....
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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2018, 02:37:54 PM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on August 11, 2018, 01:29:07 AM
A chilled Chardonnay and a diamond tennis bracelet ?


Wait, that's for Cougar....

Diamond tennis bracelet??  Cougar better have a damn fine pelt!
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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2018, 12:22:53 AM »
Brazilian Beaver is hypoallergenic though...

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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2018, 09:38:38 AM »
Odd to run into a nymphomaniac while canoeing.
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