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Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« on: August 28, 2018, 10:15:15 PM »
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2018, 10:18:23 PM »
Does the doll make breakfast afterward?
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2018, 10:28:17 PM »
Quote from: fistful on August 28, 2018, 10:18:23 PM
Does the doll make breakfast afterward?

Of course not. The whole reason you pay is so the doll leaves after.
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2018, 11:00:14 PM »
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The dolls are made of silicone, which is designed to give them a realistic look and feel, she said. In order to sanitize the dolls, Lee said a three-step routine is used after each booking.

However, staff still “highly recommend” the use of condoms, according to the website.

I wanted to use that kiss face emoji, but that seems a bit creepy with this story.
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2018, 11:21:25 PM »
Who cleans these things? If you leave it dirty do you get your deposit back?
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2018, 11:36:51 PM »
Quote from: Ben on August 28, 2018, 10:28:17 PM
Of course not. The whole reason you pay is so the doll leaves after.

Even I know that's not how a brothel works.
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2018, 11:41:44 PM »
Quote from: Warren on August 28, 2018, 11:21:25 PM
Who cleans these things? If you leave it dirty do you get your deposit back?

A squirt of "Janitor In A Drum" and a spritz of Febreze and yer good to go?  [barf]
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2018, 11:44:01 PM »
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2018, 11:51:16 PM »
Quote from: Warren on August 28, 2018, 11:21:25 PM
Who cleans these things? If you leave it dirty do you get your deposit back?

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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2018, 11:57:38 PM »
That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth...
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Re: Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2018, 08:54:50 AM »
Quote from: fistful on August 28, 2018, 10:18:23 PM
Does the doll make breakfast afterward?
Well.....

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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2018, 09:14:23 AM »
Quote from: Warren on August 28, 2018, 11:21:25 PM
Who cleans these things? If you leave it dirty do you get your deposit back?

Would you really want your "deposit" back?
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2018, 10:43:37 AM »
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That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth...
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2018, 06:39:26 PM »
at least you don't have to talk to 'em.   lol
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2018, 06:53:21 PM »
Sheer wide-ranging pure scientific curiosity demands that I ask:  Do they have man dolls, too?

Don't read anything else but sheer wide-ranging pure scientific curiosity into this question.

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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2018, 07:09:10 PM »
From the article:

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There are six different female sex dolls advertised. “Exotic girls to cater to everyone’s choice of beauty,” the website reads.

“We tried really hard to try to cater to every single standard of beauty, we have different ethnicity, different eye colours, different hair colour,” said Claire Lee, a representative for Aura Dolls. The company said they plan on expanding their collection “in the near future,” and will add male dolls.
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« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2018, 07:11:38 PM »
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2018, 09:30:16 PM »
Quote from: Ben on August 29, 2018, 07:11:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVY0Hy-D7XE

Just out of sheer, pure wide-ranging engineering curiosity, I wonder what his situation is for utilities and things like keeping flies and mosquitoes out.

Don't read anything into this question, it's just out of sheer, pure, wide-ranging engineering curiosity.

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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2018, 09:49:37 PM »
They're trying to get all the standards of beauty with only six dolls?
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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2018, 01:09:11 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on August 29, 2018, 06:53:21 PM
Sheer wide-ranging pure scientific curiosity demands that I ask:  Do they have man dolls, too?

Don't read anything else but sheer wide-ranging pure scientific curiosity into this question.

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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2018, 04:51:18 AM »
Sheer wide-ranging pure legal curiosity demands that I ask:  Would videos of sex acts between a boy blow-up doll and a girl blow-up doll be deemed pornography?

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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2018, 06:41:36 AM »
Jamis can never go there...

He'd be mistaken for one of the dolls...
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2018, 08:15:47 AM »
Quote from: Warren on August 29, 2018, 09:49:37 PM
They're trying to get all the standards of beauty with only six dolls?

Modular, man, modular.
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« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2018, 09:18:24 AM »
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He'd be mistaken for one of the dolls...

They make midget sex dolls?
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Re: Sex doll brothel opening in Toronto
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2018, 09:21:00 AM »
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They make midget sex dolls?

How could they not?
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