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Global Warming Blamed for Tennis Loss
« on: September 05, 2018, 02:17:36 PM »
Are we peak yet, or?

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“It was hot,” Federer said. It “was just one of those nights where I guess I felt I couldn’t get air; there was no circulation at all.”

Yet the other guy won, I assume because of global warming?

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2018/09/05/new-york-times-blames-global-warming-for-spins-wheel-roger-federers-loss-at-the-us-open/
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Re: Global Warming Blamed for Tennis Loss
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2018, 02:27:57 PM »
Everyone always talks about how global warming is going to be detrimental to people, nobody ever talks about the people who will gain from it.  =D
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Re: Global Warming Blamed for Tennis Loss
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2018, 02:54:43 PM »
Win, lose - who cares? I mean, he still gets a participation trophy, right?
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Re: Global Warming Blamed for Tennis Loss
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2018, 03:02:50 PM »
Weather =/= Global Warming. .............Except when it supports it.
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Re: Global Warming Blamed for Tennis Loss
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2018, 03:29:19 PM »


I've noticed that since Trump has been President it has been hotter during the summer than the winter, thus proving he is a Fascist.

Alternately:

Global Warming Climate Change blamed for football loss:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1967_NFL_Championship_Game

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Re: Global Warming Blamed for Tennis Loss
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2018, 02:50:37 PM »
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I've noticed that since Trump has been President it has been hotter during the summer than the winter, thus proving he is a Fascist.

Kin I use that for my signature line? Kin I, huh?  Huh? Kin I puleeze?  I'll even give you credit...

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Re: Global Warming Blamed for Tennis Loss
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2018, 07:33:36 PM »
Sorry for the late response, I was digitally deprived for a day.  But feel free, just don't blame me if the secret police disappear you in the middle of the night.  (which has been much darker since Trump took office.
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Re: Global Warming Blamed for Tennis Loss
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2018, 03:11:48 AM »
OK, not a problem for me on the delay.  If you want to be credited, let me know, but from your remarks about the danger, I guess not.

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Re: Global Warming Blamed for Tennis Loss
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2018, 12:46:38 PM »
Just sarcastic danger.  Thanks, I'll take credit.
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