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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2007, 01:33:15 PM »
"My shadow shows up at noon or earlier, like it or not.  My stubble could teach the UPS guy a thing or two about timely arrivals."

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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2007, 01:34:20 PM »
What about Jesus and everyone else in the Old and New Testaments? 
Is there any documentation that actually describes Jesus as having a beard or is this just extrapolated from the Jewish Law of the day?
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2007, 01:47:29 PM »
What about Jesus and everyone else in the Old and New Testaments?
Is there any documentation that actually describes Jesus as having a beard or is this just extrapolated from the Jewish Law of the day?
Of course Jesus had a beard.  Go watch Mel Gibson's movie.  You'll see.

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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2007, 02:03:23 PM »
Is there any documentation that actually describes Jesus as having a beard or is this just extrapolated from the Jewish Law of the day?

I think the point was that Jesus is usually thought of as a bearded man.  I believe beards were nearly universal in that culture.  Also there is a prophecy in the Psalms, I think, that speaks of his beard being plucked as a form of humiliation. 
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2007, 02:55:32 PM »
beardless, but I only shave 2-3 times a week
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Oh, its not that I get scruffed out....its just that since I got out of the Corps in '97 I haven't had an employer that expected one to be shaven if not growing a beard, nor did I have to do any kind of public image thing.....
You probably still hate me though
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2007, 03:18:13 PM »
Clean shaven due to regulations.  When not on active duty such as I am now or on a drill weekend I go anywhere from a few days to all month between drill not shaving.
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2007, 03:21:43 PM »

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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2007, 03:25:11 PM »

As have I....the thing about that fish that makes it special was that it was caught above 9000', is native, and I'd hiked about 4 or 5 miles above 8,000 to get to that lake.
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2007, 03:35:43 PM »
Walk in the park compared with what you have to do to go smallie fishing around here. 

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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2007, 03:36:14 PM »
Irwin's just scared the princess would use a beard for Tarzan practice.


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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2007, 03:38:32 PM »
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A friend of mine who has a "weak chin" looks silly without a beard.
That's not a nice thing to say.  Now go apologize to Mike Irwin.   cool

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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2007, 03:42:47 PM »
full beard since 1976 Wink

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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2007, 03:47:43 PM »
You ought to have that Dan Hagerty "Grizzly Adams" look going on by now, then...
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2007, 03:54:20 PM »
I hate you because you only pick on animals that are much smaller than you. 

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beardless, but I only shave 2-3 times a week
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Oh, its not that I get scruffed out....its just that since I got out of the Corps in '97 I haven't had an employer that expected one to be shaven if not growing a beard, nor did I have to do any kind of public image thing.....
You probably still hate me though
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As a matter of fact, almost all my fishing or mountain bike pics I'm scruffy


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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2007, 03:55:46 PM »
Irwin's just scared the princess would use a beard for Tarzan practice.


Earth to Carebear...

She's used my mustache for that very thing.

Earth to Mike Irwin... I knew that.
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2007, 03:59:32 PM »
Irwin's just scared the princess would use a beard for Tarzan practice.


Earth to Carebear...

She's used my mustache for that very thing.



Earth to Mike Irwin... I knew that.

Then your point was..........

Oh wait, I know. You didn't have one!
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2007, 04:01:06 PM »
No facial hair.  I always used to nervously finger my mustache, and I always was coming down with the viral illness dejour.  I look younger and feel better without it.

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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2007, 04:01:28 PM »
The only days I have not shaved are those when I was on deployment or training and could not manage it and when I have been too sick to get out of bed.

My wife likes me clean shaven.

I do, however, come from a line of men who could grow some serious cookie-dusters.
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2007, 04:32:28 PM »
full beard since 1976

Shucks, Grandpa, you're beard's as old as I am.   smiley
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2007, 04:51:31 PM »
As an undergrad, I used to have a huge thick bushy beard like Darwin/Maxwell/Castro. Then I realized I scared some people with it, while others were jealous 'cause they could not grow one themselves. I shaved it in gradschool, for professional reasons. Nowadays, cleanly shaven both for professional reasons and to avoid pricking my lady. "Ouch, your face is sharp! Please shave for me!" It is also important in bed, as you might guess...

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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2007, 06:29:43 PM »
Irwin's just scared the princess would use a beard for Tarzan practice.


Earth to Carebear...

She's used my mustache for that very thing.



Earth to Mike Irwin... I knew that.

Then your point was..........

Oh wait, I know. You didn't have one!

Earth to Mike Irwin... I didn't actually know that, I was setting you up to give a line from Zoolander
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2007, 06:39:52 PM »
Mustache here, and rather bushy at that.  SWMBO's been agitating for it's removal for about 6 years now.  She did succeed in getting me to shave the goatee and soul patch just before our wedding.  She should count her blessings she got that much.

I typically shave Sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #47 on: January 30, 2007, 06:57:55 PM »
Beard.
Regarding Jesus, I think the scripture mentions them plucking his beard out during the crucifixion.

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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2007, 08:16:07 PM »
I absolutely hate facial hair.
I love having a bald face, but the day or two after, especially if I shave off my stache the stubble irritates me pretty badly.  I can't shave again because my entire face will bleed and hurt very badly.  I can't grow it out because it's itchy, uncomfortable, and I just plain don't like it.
It's a vicious, horribly cycle.
I'm stuck waiting three or so days between electric shaves.
Plus I look like a freaking girl with zero facial hair.
It makes me want to kick puppies.
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Re: Beard or no beard?
« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2007, 08:21:34 PM »
Irwin's just scared the princess would use a beard for Tarzan practice.


Earth to Carebear...

She's used my mustache for that very thing.



Earth to Mike Irwin... I knew that.

Then your point was..........

Oh wait, I know. You didn't have one!

Earth to Mike Irwin... I didn't actually know that, I was setting you up to give a line from Zoolander

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