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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2007, 04:16:32 AM »
Bjork.

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2007, 04:29:20 AM »
"Grammaw Got Run Over by a Reindeer" over and over and over...
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2007, 05:20:21 AM »
absolutely no reflection on the velvet undergrouds work or lou reeds other albums,but lous' Metal Machine Music make all other selections here sound angelic.
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2007, 05:26:06 AM »
i just googled metal machine music,the first review that came up said the album,which btw is a double albumwas like an unrelenting hour of dentist drill noise. my own thoughts it makes yoko ono seem talented. and speaking of yoko,you may want to bring one of hers too.
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2007, 05:35:44 AM »
Let's see.

Safety Dance.

That song by Sade, something Diner

REM, Everybody Hurts

There's a british "rap" band, called The Streets. They're HORRIBLE.
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2007, 05:41:31 AM »
Could send you a recording from the Mosques when they are doing the call to prayer.
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2007, 06:35:42 AM »
Hank,
we are having a huge Groundhog Day party Friday,
and I have all of those on the play list.

 cheesy
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2007, 06:46:57 AM »
Nena - "99 Luftballoons" - nothing like having it in German...
Taco - "Puttin' on The Ritz"
Thomas Dolby - "She Blinded Me (With Science)"
The Human League - "Don't You Want Me, Baby"
Soft Cell - "Tainted Love"
T'Pau - "Pure Energy"
Jane Child - "I Don't Want To Fall In Love"
The Buggles - "Video Killed The Radio Star"
ELO or Ace Frehley - "Do Ya"
Ace Frehley - "Rock Soldiers"
Meatloaf - "I Would Do (Anything For Love)"
Wang Chung - "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"
Sammy Hagar - "I Can't Drive 55"
Type O Negative - "Black Number One"
Pantera - "Cowboys From Hell"
AC/DC - "Thunderstruck"
Ronnie James Dio - "Rainbow In The Dark"
Black Sabbath - "Iron Man"
Lips Inc - "Funky Town"
Rick Dees - "Disco Duck"


FWIW, I actuall LIKE al ot of these songs, but the combination should do the trick...

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2007, 06:54:17 AM »
Any $3.99 polka collection you can find at the checkout counter at a truck stop.

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2007, 07:03:23 AM »
Oh my God...

Years ago, when I was a newspaper reporter I became good friends with one of the radio reporters in town.

I went to a party he threw, and at one point during the night an album surfaced, an album which could be classified as a weapon of mass destruction, an album that Satan uses to torture souls in hell...

It was HORRIFIC.

It was SO damned bad that I made a tape copy of it.


Shield your eyes folks, we're moving into a zone far worse than hell... The thing is still available, still lurking, still waiting to break your minds AND souls...




Folks, I'm not kidding. The album is still available from Amazon.com, which is where I got the image. Be sure to read the editorial review at Amazon. It's QUITE amusing.
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2007, 07:04:26 AM »
"Basketball Jones"

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-oo

Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin'
In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me

I even put that basketball underneath my pillow
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life
Someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go
And not end up in the popcorn machine
So cheerleaders, help me out

{cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones)
(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)

{while Tyrone Shoelaces sings/speaks...}
Oh, that sounds so sweet
Sing it out
C'mon Coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me
That be bad, honky
Yeah
I want everybody in the whole stadium to stand up and sing with us
Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud
All right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast, sing along with us
Bill Russell, sing along with us
Chick Hearn, sing along with us
Chris Schenkel, don't sing nothin'

Oh, it feels so good
Gimme the ball
I'll go one-on-one against the world, left-handed
I could stuff it from center court with my toes
I could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change I
could, I could dribble behind my back I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad I could
dribble with my tongue Here I go down court, try to stop me You can't stop me 'cause I
got a Basketball Jones Here I come That's my hook shot with my eyebrow Yeah, I could
dunk it with my nose I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball I'm hot, I'm hot as...,
I'm hot as..., I'm hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uh

(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2007, 07:11:05 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on January 31, 2007, 06:03:23 AM
Oh my God...

Years ago, when I was a newspaper reporter I became good friends with one of the radio reporters in town.

I went to a party he threw, and at one point during the night an album surfaced, an album which could be classified as a weapon of mass destruction, an album that Satan uses to torture souls in hell...

It was HORRIFIC.

It was SO damned bad that I made a tape copy of it.


Shield your eyes folks, we're moving into a zone far worse than hell... The thing is still available, still lurking, still waiting to break your minds AND souls...




Folks, I'm not kidding. The album is still available from Amazon.com, which is where I got the image. Be sure to read the editorial review at Amazon. It's QUITE amusing.

I just had to click on the soundclips at Amazon...
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2007, 07:13:01 AM »
"I just had to click on the soundclips at Amazon..."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Bones, help him!

Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a music critic! He's gone! Go bang Ensign Rand and get over it!
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2007, 07:15:05 AM »
Yoko Ono

Wesley Willis

John Zorn

Impaled Northern Moonforest, or any of Seth Putnam's other bands

Ween

8-bit, or any other band that plays arcade game music

Diamanda Galas, if you want to scare the crap out of them

William Shatner

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2007, 08:02:25 AM »
One mans ceiling  is another mans floor, I may hate something and you would want some more.

The problem with bad music is some people like it.
I worked at a restaurant in 87 or 88 and they played that Sade album all the time.
Now it seems as if they issue it when you open a restaurant and you have to play it or loose your license.

What drives me insane is what other people love.
Sade
Seal
any boy band
any "smooth jazz"

I lost a good job due to this issue

The music I listen to is old punk, some metallica, Irish Trad, and blues...stuff that is not on the radio any more
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2007, 08:48:29 AM »
Quote from: Sindawe on January 30, 2007, 04:25:13 PM
Got any Patsy Kline?  <<<shudder>>>

Patsy Cline had the voice of a goddess.  You have no soul.  Poor thing.
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #41 on: January 31, 2007, 09:01:07 AM »
I like some of the bands I listed, but I know how irritating they are to lots of people.

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #42 on: January 31, 2007, 09:05:29 AM »
Nonstop Dr Demento.

They'll laugh at first....
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2007, 09:06:33 AM »
ok, I listened to a couple of the samples from that Ethel Merman thing. Mike, we're sending Abby a lifetime supply of Louieville Sluggers for subjecting us to that...

 I think we have a winner for the "irritating radio album" for the OP...
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2007, 09:19:07 AM »
Any collection of a capella Doo-Wop music from the 1950s, Little Anthony and the Imperials etc.
Now, I actually like that stuff and listened to it as a kid on the oldies station in the 1970s.  But for someone who didnt like it, it couldnt get worse.
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #45 on: January 31, 2007, 09:21:52 AM »
Ethel Merman sings disco, like Pat Boone signing metal hits in the mid 90's. It was funny the first couple songs, then it go old fast. I was working as a DJ at radio station and all the local asshats kept calling requests for it.. yeech!

I think Time Life music had a album series called Marzi Dotes or something like that, it was a collection of shitacular songs like "If I knew you were coming I'd bake you a cake" and other wonderful crap like that.

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #46 on: January 31, 2007, 09:47:38 AM »
Wait a minute . . . wait a minute . . . I just thought of something . . .

WORSE than disco . . .

WORSE than rap . . .

WORSE than anything mentioned so far . . .

I give you . . .

(drum roll please . . . )

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2007, 10:35:28 AM »
To drive people totally mental, you need:

RAMMSTEIN!

Esp. the earlier stuff..."Amerika" and "Du Hast" can be dealt with by the uninitiated.  "Amerika's" lyrics are at least part English.

German techno-death metal.  Oh yeah Smiley.
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2007, 10:37:44 AM »
Just turn on the local rythm & blues station. 
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2007, 11:05:30 AM »
The Star Trek references reminded me of something. Didn''t both Shatner AND Nimoy cut albums. Now THERE'S the worst music ever...

That Merman stuff must be awful too. I'll keep it in mind if I ever swallow poison and need to induce vomiting.  cheesy
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