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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2007, 11:20:24 AM »
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Nena - "99 Luftballoons" - nothing like having it in German...
Taco - "Puttin' on The Ritz"
Thomas Dolby - "She Blinded Me (With Science)"
Soft Cell - "Tainted Love"
The Buggles - "Video Killed The Radio Star"
AC/DC - "Thunderstruck"

Good stuff.
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #51 on: January 31, 2007, 11:25:23 AM »
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #53 on: January 31, 2007, 11:27:44 AM »
Oh, dear.  So much bad music and a person can only suicide but once.

You have plenty of horrific offerings to populate your CD and alienate your co-workers.

My entry for your CD of auditory sludge is Dark Horizons, a gothic industrial radio program.

Here is a quick playlist from their on-line streaming audio:
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #54 on: January 31, 2007, 11:30:37 AM »
Alien Sex Fiend is pretty annoying.

Sometimes to bug my wife I'll put "You Light up my Life" or "Love Will Keep Us Together" on a loop.


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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #55 on: January 31, 2007, 11:49:03 AM »
The Star Trek references reminded me of something. Didn''t both Shatner AND Nimoy cut albums. Now THERE'S the worst music ever...

That Merman stuff must be awful too. I'll keep it in mind if I ever swallow poison and need to induce vomiting.  cheesy

I heard Shatner once on TV "singing" Rocket Man.  That was a sorry sight if there ever was one.  I cant listen to the song anymore without thinking about it.  Ditto with Bob and Ray singing "Dont Ya Think I'm Sexy"
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #56 on: January 31, 2007, 11:55:47 AM »
Wait a minute . . . wait a minute . . . I just thought of something . . .

WORSE than disco . . .

WORSE than rap . . .

WORSE than anything mentioned so far . . .

I give you . . .

(drum roll please . . . )

Check page one. I already mentioned Barney. I've always thought that to be psychological warfare at its finest. grin

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #57 on: January 31, 2007, 12:21:15 PM »
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Sometimes to bug my wife I'll put "You Light up my Life" or "Love Will Keep Us Together" on a loop.

You are a sick cruel twisted person, now I have to crank up a bunch of old punk to get those ear worms out of my ears.
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #58 on: January 31, 2007, 12:28:32 PM »
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

Queen's "We Will Rock You," the theme to "Mission: Impossible," "YMCA," "Whoomp, There It Is," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and "It's a Small World After All."

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #59 on: January 31, 2007, 12:30:40 PM »
I like "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"  grin

When I really want to bug my wife I put on Wesley Willis, Ween, or Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. I like all those bands so I can play that stuff all day.


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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #60 on: January 31, 2007, 12:36:07 PM »
Try to find the song "Puberty Love" from the "killer tomatoes" soundtrack.

Or else "muskrat love" which I had to suffer through a zillion times as a little kid in the 70s, when it was a big hit.


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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #61 on: January 31, 2007, 12:39:13 PM »
There are multiple cds available of this


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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #63 on: January 31, 2007, 01:29:51 PM »
To drive people totally mental, you need:

RAMMSTEIN!

Esp. the earlier stuff..."Amerika" and "Du Hast" can be dealt with by the uninitiated.  "Amerika's" lyrics are at least part English.

German techno-death metal.  Oh yeah Smiley.


There's a mostly english cut of "Du Hast" too.

But yea, agreed, Rammstein would cause bleeding ears.

You could try Aqua - Barbie girl
OR pretty much anything by Aqua.
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #64 on: January 31, 2007, 01:33:59 PM »
Get a CD of snow geese that is sold for electronic callers. When that is finished play a whale sounds one.

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #65 on: January 31, 2007, 01:39:27 PM »
wingnutx, my wife does that to me. Whenever there's a disco song on the radio, she intentionally cranks it up.

I get back at her by going through her underwear drawer and sprinkling little fine bits of fiberglass from the insulation in the attic. Wink

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #66 on: January 31, 2007, 04:02:53 PM »
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I get back at her by going through her underwear drawer and sprinkling little fine bits of fiberglass from the insulation in the attic.
Oh, that's so EVIL, how could you not love it?  grin
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #67 on: January 31, 2007, 07:03:49 PM »
Dick... haven't there been a few threads lately about problems between you and your wife? Don't you think your last post fairly well explains why? Wink

 What do you think would happen to me if I did that to Spoon?

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #68 on: January 31, 2007, 07:08:41 PM »
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AhHa - Take on me
Aba - Dancing Queen
George Micheals - Wake me up before you go go

Hey, I grew up with those!

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #69 on: January 31, 2007, 07:11:21 PM »
Nena - "99 Luftballoons" - nothing like having it in German...
Taco - "Puttin' on The Ritz"
Thomas Dolby - "She Blinded Me (With Science)"
The Human League - "Don't You Want Me, Baby"
Soft Cell - "Tainted Love"
T'Pau - "Pure Energy"
The Buggles - "Video Killed The Radio Star"
Wang Chung - "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"

See, now a lot of these are on my all time favs MP3 mix. 

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #70 on: January 31, 2007, 07:17:03 PM »
You could try Aqua - Barbie girl
OR pretty much anything by Aqua.

My copy of Aquariam is available for rent.  I could also help you with some Spice Girls.   cheesy
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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #71 on: January 31, 2007, 07:23:39 PM »
Hunter: "Dick... haven't there been a few threads lately about problems between you and your wife? Don't you think your last post fairly well explains why?

 What do you think would happen to me if I did that to Spoon?"

My wife problems are minor, at least in relation to 50%+ of the rest of the population.

As to what would happen if you did that to Spoon: all is fair in love and war; when your lover and/or enemy resorts to underhanded tactics, you prevail by using every and all means at your disposal, even if it means having to watch your enemy and/or wife scratch his/her private parts in public. Wink

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #72 on: January 31, 2007, 08:20:25 PM »
You sir, are truely evil. I admire that in a person! Wink

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #73 on: January 31, 2007, 10:48:21 PM »
....my name is Luca.... I live on the 2nd floor.... I live upstairs from you.... I don't think you've seen me before.....

Feel the nausea?  Yep, that's some bad music.

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Re: Help me pick out bad music
« Reply #74 on: February 01, 2007, 01:10:26 AM »
"Muskrat Love" and pretty much any other Captain and Tenille stuff you can come up with.
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