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Here's Bernie!
« on: February 19, 2019, 10:07:16 AM »
Bernie has announced his 2020 campaign.
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Bernie Sanders Announces Presidential Run
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2019/02/19/bernie-sanders-announces-presidential-run-n2541677
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2019, 11:47:52 AM »
Bernie's angling for a fourth house....
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2019, 11:49:48 AM »
I saw one of Hillary's guys is upset that he's running.  :laugh:
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2019, 12:08:08 PM »
Good. Let them all try to out left each other until the election. The more democrat socialists in the pool, the better.
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2019, 12:36:08 PM »
Looks like short of nuclear war, Trumps in for a 2nd term.
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2019, 12:37:32 PM »
Looks like short of nuclear war, Trumps in for a 2nd term.

In other words 4 more years of constant impeachment talk
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2019, 12:43:29 PM »
And in 6 more years AOC will no doubt be running
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2019, 01:13:45 PM »
And in 6 more years AOC will no doubt be running

Bernie and AOC on the same ticket!
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2019, 01:19:00 PM »
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2019, 02:03:52 PM »
If he lives that long, he's 77 and hasn't looked in the best of health for a while
She's 29 and will have to wait until she's 35.
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2019, 05:14:03 PM »
She's 29 and will have to wait until she's 35.


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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2019, 06:20:18 AM »
If she’s a “wise Latina” I’d hate to see what a dumb one looks like
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2019, 08:01:09 AM »
If she’s a “wise Latina” I’d hate to see what a dumb one looks like

They look the same.
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2019, 08:39:54 AM »
If he lives that long, he's 77 and hasn't looked in the best of health for a while
She's 29 and will have to wait until she's 35.

Or, just forget that they should check the requirements.  Or blow it off.
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2019, 08:52:12 AM »
Or, just forget that they should check the requirements.  Or blow it off.

Or she identifies as a 35 year old.
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Re: Here's Bernie!
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2019, 10:03:57 AM »
I think Bernie should run on these platforms:

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/02/20/holy-sit-these-old-videos-of-bernie-sanders-should-end-his-chances-in-2020/

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