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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #675 on: March 04, 2020, 08:28:32 AM »
Also, I wasn't thinking about it, but it looks like having "the squad" in his court isn't helping Sanders much, or having the opposite effect. Biden didn't even show up in MI (sister-wife's home state) and apparently wiped the floor with Bernie. I guess people there outside the city don't like commies to the point that they'll vote for the senile guy.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/03/03/katie-pavlich-notes-that-not-even-ilhan-omar-could-win-minnesota-for-righteous-man-bernie-sanders/


This seems to be another indication that Trump has this thing in the bag. If Bernie does somehow become the nominee, working class dems are going to stay home before they vote for a commie. If Biden gets the nomination, Trump's PR machine is going to make him look as crazy as Grandpa Simpson.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #676 on: March 04, 2020, 09:39:01 AM »
Also, I wasn't thinking about it, but it looks like having "the squad" in his court isn't helping Sanders much, or having the opposite effect. Biden didn't even show up in MI (sister-wife's home state) and apparently wiped the floor with Bernie. I guess people there outside the city don't like commies to the point that they'll vote for the senile guy.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/03/03/katie-pavlich-notes-that-not-even-ilhan-omar-could-win-minnesota-for-righteous-man-bernie-sanders/


This seems to be another indication that Trump has this thing in the bag. If Bernie does somehow become the nominee, working class dems are going to stay home before they vote for a commie. If Biden gets the nomination, Trump's PR machine is going to make him look as crazy as Grandpa Simpson.

"Trump's PR machine" is a funny way to spell Joe Biden.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #677 on: March 04, 2020, 09:40:47 AM »
Also, I wasn't thinking about it, but it looks like having "the squad" in his court isn't helping Sanders much, or having the opposite effect. Biden didn't even show up in MI (sister-wife's home state) and apparently wiped the floor with Bernie. I guess people there outside the city don't like commies to the point that they'll vote for the senile guy.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/03/03/katie-pavlich-notes-that-not-even-ilhan-omar-could-win-minnesota-for-righteous-man-bernie-sanders/


This seems to be another indication that Trump has this thing in the bag. If Bernie does somehow become the nominee, working class dems are going to stay home before they vote for a commie. If Biden gets the nomination, Trump's PR machine is going to make him look as crazy as Grandpa Simpson.

We're looking at a best case scenario here.  Biden bests Bernie, but not in a landslide.  Bernie bots go apeshit thinking it was fixed, disrupt the convention, and potentially go so far as to start a write in campaign for Bernie.
Don't call me hopeful yet...but...
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #678 on: March 04, 2020, 10:23:22 AM »
"Trump's PR machine" is a funny way to spell Joe Biden.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #680 on: March 04, 2020, 10:54:48 AM »
Bloomberg is out.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #681 on: March 04, 2020, 11:10:30 AM »
Has anyone 'shopped "You Know the Thing" onto a photo of Biden's bus yet?
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #682 on: March 04, 2020, 11:43:10 AM »
Has anyone 'shopped "You Know the Thing" onto a photo of Biden's bus yet?

The Thing?

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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #683 on: March 04, 2020, 12:15:38 PM »
Has anyone 'shopped "You Know the Thing" onto a photo of Biden's bus yet?

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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #684 on: March 04, 2020, 12:28:57 PM »
Bloomberg is out.
Good riddance to that <expletive>.

But he said he'd keep his staff and campaign organization on the payroll to help Biden through November.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #685 on: March 04, 2020, 01:40:52 PM »
Good riddance to that <expletive>.

But he said he'd keep his staff and campaign organization on the payroll to help Biden through November.

Good.  Not only does that screw Bernie, which sows discord within the Democrats ranks, but then when Bernie is out, Bloomberg can be a nice heavy millstone around Biden's neck.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #686 on: March 04, 2020, 01:57:43 PM »
Here you go.

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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #687 on: March 04, 2020, 02:01:09 PM »
I want Bloomberg to be as visible as possible in Biden's campaign. The VP slot would be great. He epitomizes Jim Geraghty's old saw; "whirling dervish of raw political charisma."

Plus, I want Bloomberg to be there every time the Democrats whine about too much money in politics.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #688 on: March 04, 2020, 02:51:17 PM »
I want Bloomberg to be as visible as possible in Biden's campaign. The VP slot would be great. He epitomizes Jim Geraghty's old saw; "whirling dervish of raw political charisma."

Plus, I want Bloomberg to be there every time the Democrats whine about too much money in politics.

Bolded for emphasis...the hilarity would be amazing.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #689 on: March 04, 2020, 10:17:49 PM »
What does it say about the dem party when their two front runners is a flaming communist and someone who probably can't tell you what year it is?  :facepalm:
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #690 on: March 05, 2020, 05:28:25 PM »
I think most of us know the Samoan Democrats favored Michael Bloomberg in the primary. Only slightly less well-known - they also awarded Tulsi Gabbard her very first delegate. Now being ignorant of all things Samoan, I can only wonder why they bucked the trend, and went with Bloomberg, or why they are the only ones to find Gabbard worthy of a delegate. I submit that Gabbard’s lonely delegate explains the mystery of Bloomberg’s Samoan surprise. I think the Samoans feel a kinship with their fellow islanders; Gabbard being Hawaiian, and Bloomberg hailing from, of course, Lilliput.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #691 on: March 05, 2020, 05:44:17 PM »
and Bloomberg hailing from, of course, Lilliput.

I heard he was looked down upon in Lilliput   :laugh:
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #692 on: March 05, 2020, 06:16:12 PM »
Epstein's head?
Of course it could be..... See thread title

‘We can rule out keys to the White House’: Hillary Clinton says you’ll have to watch Fallon tonight to find out what’s in the bag, but people are already guessing
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #693 on: March 05, 2020, 06:37:24 PM »
Dumb and dumber

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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #694 on: March 05, 2020, 08:06:24 PM »
Just how far to the left do you have to be to think Bernie is center and Biden far right?

Professor (of course) thinks US politics are so skewed that Joe Biden and Jeb Bush are ‘far-right’
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/03/05/professor-of-course-thinks-us-politics-are-so-skewed-that-joe-biden-and-jeb-bush-are-far-right/
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #695 on: March 06, 2020, 09:43:03 AM »
They must of have gone to the same economics school as AOC

See if you can keep a straight face while watching the video
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1235808311834021888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

It's true she says

MSNBC’s Brian Williams and guest do the math on what Bloomberg spent (we’d all be MILLIONAIRES!) annnd we’re officially dead (watch)
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/03/06/msnbcs-brian-williams-and-guest-do-the-math-on-what-bloomberg-spent-wed-all-be-millionaires-annnd-were-officially-dead-watch/



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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #696 on: March 06, 2020, 09:44:49 AM »
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #697 on: March 06, 2020, 11:10:09 AM »
Just how far to the left do you have to be to think Bernie is center and Biden far right?

Professor (of course) thinks US politics are so skewed that Joe Biden and Jeb Bush are ‘far-right’
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/03/05/professor-of-course-thinks-us-politics-are-so-skewed-that-joe-biden-and-jeb-bush-are-far-right/
I think it is just perspective.  This woman is so extreme left, everyone is to the right of her.  Her ignorance is that she thinks she is normal.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #698 on: March 06, 2020, 11:53:55 AM »
I think it is just perspective.  This woman is so extreme left, everyone is to the right of her.  Her ignorance mental disorder is that she thinks she is normal.

FTFY
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #699 on: March 06, 2020, 12:02:19 PM »
FTFY
Good point. 

Similar to, but not the same as those guys who say a given politician is not a "true conservative" when by the definition they use, there has never been one.
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