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Which guns a should I ban first?
« on: April 01, 2019, 07:09:43 AM »
They're all icky, but we have to get the low hanging fruit.

Which are the scariest looking, most evil, easiest to fool the majority that they are the worst guns ever?

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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2019, 07:13:11 AM »
Start with the Colt model One Thousand Nine Hundred Eleven.  It is old and outdated so no one will miss it. :rofl:
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2019, 07:27:34 AM »
Hammerli (or other ) Olympic-style handguns which you have to put on like a glove instead of just "holding."

Those things could look pretty intimidating to the uninitiated.  "They're so powerful that special grips and other kick-reducing methods have to be use to avoid wrist injury."



Yikes!

And I noticed the Hammerli has a forestock.  Good grief, shades of Machine-Gun Kelly !

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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2019, 08:47:06 AM »
You can start by banning these https://www.amazon.com/Bug-A-Salt-2-0-from-Skell-Inc/dp/B00STSZ77G
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2019, 09:43:19 AM »
Let's ban all the Russian guns. Really hit Putin and his lackey Trump right where it hurts.
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2019, 01:02:47 PM »
Price guns.

Because capitalism runs on prices and if you can't put prices on anything, everything is free and we're all rich!
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2019, 01:46:18 PM »
Quote from: Elizabeth Warren on April 01, 2019, 01:02:47 PM
Price guns.

Because capitalism runs on prices and if you can't put prices on anything, everything is free and we're all rich!

Libby you are making it very hard for me to vote for me in the primary over you. Stop that.
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2019, 02:06:27 PM »
I know a guy why saw one of these and thought it looked pretty scary.  It "had a big barrel and a thing on top".  No mention if the thing went up.

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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2019, 02:43:19 PM »
The L.M.P 89 and family of weapons...
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2019, 02:45:33 PM »
Surprised no one has said Hi-Points yet
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2019, 07:30:14 PM »
Quote from: Don Jr. on April 01, 2019, 02:45:33 PM
Surprised no one has said Hi-Points yet

Hi-Points aren't scary looking.

I wouldn't use one of those Bug A-salt guns in my house.  The very thought of spraying tiny particles of salt anywhere near my guns makes me think "rust generator."

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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2019, 07:47:23 PM »
Quote from: Ruth Bader Ginsburg on April 01, 2019, 07:30:14 PM
Hi-Points aren't scary looking.

Some may consider this Hi-Point a little scary.... and ugly
Yes there's a Hi-Point in there and a 10mm one at that.

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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2019, 07:54:18 PM »
I'm surprised no one has said the obvious: Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2019, 07:55:40 PM »
Ban the Callahan full-bore auto-lock double cartridge thorough gauge.
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2019, 08:01:52 PM »
Quote from: Joy Behar on April 01, 2019, 07:55:40 PM
Ban the Callahan full-bore auto-lock double cartridge thorough gauge.


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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2019, 08:15:57 PM »
Quote from: Joy Behar on April 01, 2019, 07:55:40 PM
Ban the Callahan full-bore auto-lock double cartridge thorough gauge.


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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2019, 10:41:48 PM »
We have to ban the Glocks first. They're super-extra deadly and dangerous because they don't show up on airport x-ray scanners.
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2019, 10:48:43 PM »
Quote from: Bernie Sanders on April 01, 2019, 10:41:48 PM
We have to ban the Glocks first. They're super-extra deadly and dangerous because they don't show up on airport x-ray scanners.

They fire when the trigger is pulled.
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2019, 11:04:49 PM »
Quote from: Rachael Maddow on April 01, 2019, 10:48:43 PM
They fire when the trigger is pulled.
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2019, 11:56:35 PM »
Quote from: Rachael Maddow on April 01, 2019, 10:48:43 PM
They fire when the trigger is pulled.

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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2019, 12:14:26 AM »
Quote from: Bernie Sanders on April 01, 2019, 11:56:35 PM
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2019, 12:22:57 AM »
Quote from: Don Jr. on April 01, 2019, 08:47:06 AM
You can start by banning these https://www.amazon.com/Bug-A-Salt-2-0-from-Skell-Inc/dp/B00STSZ77G
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Think of the ammo - it includes SODIUM, which burns and even explodes when you pour simple WATER on it!
The ammo also includes CHLORINE, which is a POISON GAS USED DURING WWI!!!
The combination HAS to be UNTHINKABLY DEADLY!!
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Re: Which guns a should I ban first?
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2019, 12:40:07 AM »
Quote from: HankB on April 02, 2019, 12:22:57 AM
Think of the ammo - it includes SODIUM, which burns and even explodes when you pour simple WATER on it!
The ammo also includes CHLORINE, which is a POISON GAS USED DURING WWI!!!
The combination HAS to be UNTHINKABLY DEADLY!!

Just the description gave me a temporary form of PTSD.
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