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Re: The patient, the carrot and the anus
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2019, 01:50:52 AM »
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Re: The patient, the carrot and the anus
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2019, 07:44:54 AM »
Quote from: Jamisjockey on May 16, 2019, 12:45:17 AM
;/. People have been sticking things in their asses for centuries

But it was considered Abby Normal back then. Now, not so much.
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Re: The patient, the carrot and the anus
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2019, 08:46:52 AM »
I know a lot of lawyer who suffer from cranial sphincter insertion, but that's not the kind of "up ass" activity we are talking about...   :lol:
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Re: The patient, the carrot and the anus
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2019, 08:48:32 AM »
Quote from: WLJ on May 16, 2019, 07:44:54 AM
But it was considered Abby Normal back then. Now, not so much.
It still is in most places.  Thanks to the internet, it just isn't something you never heard of anymore.
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Re: The patient, the carrot and the anus
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2019, 08:54:20 AM »
Why what timing, just yesterday, "I was celebrating my birthday (1 month early) and must have passed out. When I woke up someone had shoved something up my ass."  Um-uh....I am sure that is how that 5" cylindrical object got up there. Today you meet the knife!!!


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Re: The patient, the carrot and the anus
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2019, 09:40:12 AM »
Quote from: Jamisjockey on May 16, 2019, 12:45:17 AM
;/. People have been sticking things in their asses for centuries

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Re: The patient, the carrot and the anus
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2019, 09:47:27 AM »
Quote from: HeroHog on May 15, 2019, 10:58:13 PM
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Re: The patient, the carrot and the anus
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2019, 02:20:48 PM »
Quote from: Ben on May 15, 2019, 10:27:48 PM
Actually badgers. Dachs = badger in German. :)

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Re: The patient, the carrot and the anus
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2019, 09:11:42 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on May 16, 2019, 12:36:39 AM
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