Oh yeah, Cosine, I forgot to warn you that all of the drummer jokes are based in fact.
-How do you get a drummer off of your porch?
Pay for the pizza
-What's the difference between a drummer and mutual funds?
Eventually, mutual funds mature and start making money.
-What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
-How can you tell if the stage is level?
If the drummer's drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
Why do bass players carry drumsticks in their cars?
So they can park in the handicapped spaces.
There are many more, but here's my favorite:
-What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Saliva.
As for all you mandolin guys:
-What's one thing that you'll never hear in Nashville?
"Will the mandolin player please move his Lexus?"
Did you hear about the guitar player that was so outta tune that the steel player noticed?
Thanx for the welcome BTW.