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The demise of the Whoopee Cushion.
« on: June 22, 2019, 06:45:06 PM »
My two kids went to a birthday party today.  In the goody bags that the hosts gave to all of the kids were Whoopee Cushions.  Both of the cushions came out of the package defective. The seams are torn and the entire thing just looks cheap and crappy.  How hard is it to make a proper Whoopee Cushion these days?
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Re: The demise of the Whoopee Cushion.
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2019, 06:46:46 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on June 22, 2019, 06:45:06 PM
My two kids went to a birthday party today.  In the goody bags that the hosts gave to all of the kids were Whoopee Cushions.  Both of the cushions came out of the package defective. The seams are torn and the entire thing just looks cheap and crappy.  How hard is it to make a proper Whoopee Cushion these days?

When we've gotten them from the cheaper outlets they've not lasted.  I'm betting they were from a dollar store etc.
Where they the actual whopee brand?
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Re: The demise of the Whoopee Cushion.
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2019, 09:40:02 PM »
Just a party tip - filling the whoopee cushion with brown gravy adds a whole new dimension to the fun.
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Re: The demise of the Whoopee Cushion.
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2019, 09:55:07 PM »
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