Author Topic: BLAP!! (Read 1540 times)

Headless Thompson Gunner · « **on:** February 16, 2007, 08:36:49 AM »

I just wanted to create a thread titled "BLAP!" and see if it would go anywhere.

Ezekiel · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2007, 08:40:13 AM »

Answer: the sound Adam West made when taking out henchmen.

grampster · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2007, 08:51:13 AM »

The sound elderly women make from a lower region in conjunction with a cough.

charby · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2007, 08:53:54 AM »

The sound a turd makes when it hits the floor because the baby isn't wearing a diaper to contain it.

robear · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:16:35 AM »

I would consider that "going somewhere"!! grin

Manedwolf · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:18:18 AM »

In sports:

The sound a racquetball makes when it impacts the face or leg of your opponent.

The sound of a fouled basketball player hitting a linoleum or cement floor, as opposed to a wood floor "squeech".

Otherwise:

The sound a bottle rocket stuffed in a Twinkie makes when it explodes.

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:40:15 AM »

Bowling
Llamas
Are
Peculiar

Brad

Ned Hamford · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:37:18 AM »

Bobby
Likes
Apple
Pie

Headless Thompson Gunner · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2007, 11:09:41 AM »

Quote from: grampster on February 16, 2007, 07:51:13 AM

The sound elderly women make from a lower region in conjunction with a cough.

Quote from: charby on February 16, 2007, 07:53:54 AM

The sound a turd makes when it hits the floor because the baby isn't wearing a diaper to contain it.

There's something wrong with you two...

El Tejon · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2007, 11:10:44 AM »

Sound that the bullet makes when it passes through the deer. cool

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2007, 11:33:36 AM »

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Sound that the bullet makes when it passes through the deer.

I thought that was "THUP!" ?

Brad

crt360 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2007, 11:42:59 AM »

.40 S&W

potato in microwave

grislyatoms · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2007, 12:25:49 PM »

Sound of the hammer hitting my thumb every time I try to do carpentry/woodwork. Actually, it's more of a "whib". Here's some hammer/Grislyatoms dialogue:

Hammer: "Blap!Blap!Blap!Blap!Whib!"
Grislyatoms: "Aww Classitsonofafrickinpigbleepin...."

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2007, 01:09:28 PM »

Something I've been wanting to try ... this thread seems like the perfect place.

Cool, it works!

Brad

Headless Thompson Gunner · « **Reply #14 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:35:38 PM »

What on earth is that... thing... floating across the page??

BakerMikeRomeo · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:04:33 PM »

I don't know what that purple and pink thing is, but it scares the _hell_ out of me.

~GnSx

jamz · « **Reply #16 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:07:04 PM »

glockfan.45 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:18:11 PM »

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I don't know what that purple and pink thing is, but it scares the _hell_ out of me.

Ditto.
BLAP = the sound a certian part of Hillarys anatomy makes when it hits the floor after she unzips her fly.

charby · « **Reply #18 on:** February 16, 2007, 08:20:26 PM »

jamz

As a former slave of a feline, I can appricate that photo. Cats as just so fun to scare or F with.

I love my Choco Lab, but she sure doesn't react like a cat when I flip on the vacuum sweeper.

-C

crashresidue · « **Reply #19 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:46:35 PM »

jamz,
That photo struck a funny-bone with me and I laughed for at least 10 minutes - thanks, pard!!

cr

grislyatoms · « **Reply #20 on:** February 17, 2007, 08:27:13 AM »

Vacuum cleaners from a dog or cat's perspective:

"You stretch their tail out until it's about 20 feet long, jam their tail into a hole in the wall and they go screaming around the house".

That'd scare me too, if I were a cat or dog. laugh

mustanger98 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 17, 2007, 12:47:42 PM »

Quote from: charby on February 16, 2007, 07:20:26 PM

jamz

As a former slave of a feline, I can appricate that photo. Cats as just so fun to scare or F with.

I love my Choco Lab, but she sure doesn't react like a cat when I flip on the vacuum sweeper.

-C

Tell ya'll what's funny... get the cat to chasing a laser pointer. Then, run the dot up a chair and onto the wall and the cat's chasing it... runs up the chair and goes flying and smacks into the wall...

News:

Author Topic: BLAP!! (Read 1540 times)

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