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Headless Thompson Gunner
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BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 08:36:49 AM »
I just wanted to create a thread titled "BLAP!" and see if it would go anywhere.
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Ezekiel
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 08:40:13 AM »
Answer: the sound Adam West made when taking out henchmen.
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 08:51:13 AM »
The sound elderly women make from a lower region in conjunction with a cough.
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"Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." G.B. Shaw
charby
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 08:53:54 AM »
The sound a turd makes when it hits the floor because the baby isn't wearing a diaper to contain it.
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Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US
Uranus is a gas giant.
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robear
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 09:16:35 AM »
I would consider that "going somewhere"!!
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Manedwolf
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 09:18:18 AM »
In sports:
The sound a racquetball makes when it impacts the face or leg of your opponent.
The sound of a fouled basketball player hitting a linoleum or cement floor, as opposed to a wood floor "squeech".
Otherwise:
The sound a bottle rocket stuffed in a Twinkie makes when it explodes.
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Brad Johnson
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 09:40:15 AM »
B
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L
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A
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P
eculiar
Brad
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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?
That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
-HankB
Ned Hamford
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 10:37:18 AM »
B
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L
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A
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P
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Headless Thompson Gunner
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 11:09:41 AM »
Quote from: grampster on February 16, 2007, 07:51:13 AM
The sound elderly women make from a lower region in conjunction with a cough.
Quote from: charby on February 16, 2007, 07:53:54 AM
The sound a turd makes when it hits the floor because the baby isn't wearing a diaper to contain it.
There's something wrong with you two...
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El Tejon
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 11:10:44 AM »
Sound that the bullet makes when it passes through the deer.
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Brad Johnson
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 11:33:36 AM »
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Sound that the bullet makes when it passes through the deer.
I thought that was "THUP!" ?
Brad
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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?
That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
-HankB
crt360
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 11:42:59 AM »
.40 S&W
potato in microwave
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For entertainment purposes only.
grislyatoms
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 12:25:49 PM »
Sound of the hammer hitting my thumb every time I try to do carpentry/woodwork. Actually, it's more of a "whib". Here's some hammer/Grislyatoms dialogue:
Hammer: "Blap!Blap!Blap!Blap!Whib!"
Grislyatoms: "Aww Classitsonofafrickinpigbleepin...."
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Brad Johnson
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 01:09:28 PM »
Something I've been wanting to try ... this thread seems like the perfect place.
Cool, it works!
Brad
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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?
That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
-HankB
Headless Thompson Gunner
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 02:35:38 PM »
What on earth is that...
thing
... floating across the page??
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BakerMikeRomeo
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 03:04:33 PM »
I don't know what that purple and pink thing is, but it scares the _hell_ out of me.
~GnSx
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jamz
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February 16, 2007, 03:07:04 PM »
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 04:18:11 PM »
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I don't know what that purple and pink thing is, but it scares the _hell_ out of me.
Ditto.
BLAP = the sound a certian part of Hillarys anatomy makes when it hits the floor after she unzips her fly.
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charby
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 08:20:26 PM »
jamz
As a former slave of a feline, I can appricate that photo. Cats as just so fun to scare or F with.
I love my Choco Lab, but she sure doesn't react like a cat when I flip on the vacuum sweeper.
-C
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 16, 2007, 10:46:35 PM »
jamz,
That photo struck a funny-bone with me and I laughed for at least 10 minutes - thanks, pard!!
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 17, 2007, 08:27:13 AM »
Vacuum cleaners from a dog or cat's perspective:
"You stretch their tail out until it's about 20 feet long, jam their tail into a hole in the wall and they go screaming around the house".
That'd scare me too, if I were a cat or dog.
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Re: BLAP!!
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February 17, 2007, 12:47:42 PM »
Quote from: charby on February 16, 2007, 07:20:26 PM
jamz
As a former slave of a feline, I can appricate that photo. Cats as just so fun to scare or F with.
I love my Choco Lab, but she sure doesn't react like a cat when I flip on the vacuum sweeper.
-C
Tell ya'll what's funny... get the cat to chasing a laser pointer. Then, run the dot up a chair and onto the wall and the cat's chasing it... runs up the chair and goes flying and smacks into the wall...
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