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Protect your banana.....
« on: February 17, 2007, 03:09:32 AM »
....ever have a banana in your lunch, only to find it bruised or smooshed come lunch time?
http://www.bananabunker.com/
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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2007, 03:21:13 AM »
The jokes almost write themselves cheesy
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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2007, 05:21:22 AM »
I think I may have seen those in erotica stores? I had no idea the adult entertainment industry was breaking into the lucrative "food preservation" market.
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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2007, 05:50:52 AM »
Ribbed whose's pleasure?

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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2007, 07:07:34 AM »
It isn't catalogued in purple?  They are missing something there. grin

This reminds me of that Monty Python skit where the guy is taking the cycling tour of Cornwall and falls off his bike and reports what foodstuffs of his were damaged.
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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2007, 07:40:55 AM »
What do you do if your banana is either rather large or bent?
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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2007, 09:46:56 AM »
How about large and bent? undecided

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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2007, 10:31:41 AM »
You all are bent.   grin
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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2007, 11:10:00 AM »
Someone's going to hell for this product.

And this conversation. Cheesy

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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2007, 12:42:43 PM »
Quote from: GunnySkox on February 17, 2007, 10:10:00 AM
Someone's going to hell for this product.

And this conversation. Cheesy

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Yeah, they went bananas in a hurry, didn't they? grin
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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2007, 01:09:05 PM »
I wonder if the produce could be used for protection during sporting events?

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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2007, 04:34:17 AM »
Oh, for crying out loud . . . sometimes a banana is only a banana . . .
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Re: Protect your banana.....
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2007, 08:47:41 AM »
"Because it's vitally important to Maintain your Plantain!"


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