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Meatless bacon is coming
« on: July 24, 2019, 02:27:01 PM »
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/24/beyond-meat-is-developing-meatless-bacon.html

When it hits the meat case at Safeway or Walmart, I will try it and keep an open mind. It would really have to be something for me to buy a second package, though.
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2019, 04:51:56 PM »
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2019, 05:00:08 PM »
If they make a really good and inexpensive meat substitute I don't think I'd eat less meat but I'd think about replacing some of the nonmeat with more meatlike nonmeat.

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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2019, 05:18:37 PM »
If they make a really good and inexpensive meat substitute I don't think I'd eat less meat but I'd think about replacing some of the nonmeat with more meatlike nonmeat.


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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2019, 05:35:55 PM »
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2019, 05:40:37 PM »
The meatless bacon is a lie.

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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2019, 08:02:59 PM »
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2019, 08:40:28 PM »
Meatless food is heavily processed garbage mostly. 
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2019, 09:42:30 PM »
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If you have a good sandwich...

You add bacon !

If you have a perfect sandwich...

You add bacon !


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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2019, 09:51:08 PM »
Due to food allergies of others I have been eating a lot of turkey sausage and bacon. It's fake of course, the real stuff is better, but I eat it and live. Less grease is easier on me too.

Meat free. Nope nope nope.

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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2019, 10:16:17 PM »
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2019, 10:41:47 PM »
Just say 'No!' to meatless bacon.  It is an affront to all that is good and proper in the universe.
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2019, 08:16:17 AM »
Meatless bacon...

So... Facon...

I've tried turkey bacon. I actually like the taste. But what I do NOT like every brand of turkey bacon I've ever had is the high number of freaking bone chips from processing. Nothing like chawing down on a chunk of bacon and every 5th bite you're picking a bone chip out of your mouth.

Turkey sausage I love.
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2019, 09:31:04 AM »
Meatless meat.
There's something so liberal in that.

Now don't get me wrong, if they actually do come up with a way of producing meat in the lab and can cook it up on the grill medium rare and I can't tell the difference between it and real meat then I'm all for it. Everything I've seen so far, nope. Now where's my Star Trek replicator?
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2019, 11:35:33 AM »
There are many similar products for dire emergency use only:



I said dire emergency use, dammit !

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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2019, 02:48:12 PM »
There are many similar products for dire emergency use only:



I said dire emergency use, dammit !


So if I get marooned on Gilligan's Island, how do I use the liquid smoke to signal for help?
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2019, 02:50:11 PM »
So if I get marooned on Gilligan's Island, how do I use the liquid smoke to signal for help?
Supersoaker of course.

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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2019, 02:58:47 PM »
Isn't "meatless bacon''  an oxymoron?   [popcorn] ..... :facepalm:



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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2019, 04:39:53 PM »
^ Wait a minute.  The three major producers of bacon bits claim they are real bacon.

OK, not hot out of the frying pan or off the grill, but as a secondary source of bacony flavor/crunch, they're not that bad. They're not like the smoke or powder. I've used them in salads and the like, secretly, so the purists wouldn't know, and found they were OK.

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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2019, 04:53:06 PM »
Isn't "meatless bacon''  an oxymoron?   [popcorn] ..... :facepalm:


My thought exactly -- right down to the word "oxymoron."
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2019, 05:18:45 PM »
So if I get marooned on Gilligan's Island, how do I use the liquid smoke to signal for help?
Pour it on a fire.
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2019, 09:10:23 PM »
So if I get marooned on Gilligan's Island, how do I use the liquid smoke to signal for help?

Fix the redhead some BBQ from any handy meat source and don't worry about rescue.
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Re: Meatless bacon is coming
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2019, 12:19:27 AM »
Fix the redhead some BBQ from any handy meat source and don't worry about rescue.

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