I think it went something like this.
The family's mild-mannered Uncle Bernie was influenced by America's sick gun culture and the Bush Administration's Campaign of Fear and Hate Against Peace-Loving Muslims. Thus, he stopped in at a gun show, where he got in line with Islamic terrorists and other criminals to purchase a fully-automatic AK-47 with super-high-magnification scope and cop-killer, airplane-downer bullets.
Upon arriving at the house in question, he loaded the rifle, attached the scope (which magically achieved zero, just like they do in the movies), and let his hatred and rage flow through him as he cradled it in his sweaty hands. He lusted to shoot someone, anyone. Hopefully a rag-head or Negro, but he really didn't care, the gun was commanding him to shoot. Shoot! Louder and louder, the commands rang in his skull.
Soon, someone came home. An instant later, both were dead - murdered by the terrorist AK-47 that should never have been in civilian hands. My fellow Americans, this is happening all around us in this country and it is time we put an end to it!
