Impeach rhymes with screech

[WLJ]

[WLJ]

Schiff and the dems has been going about this all the wrong way. Alyssa Milano knows what to do

    This is what I’m going to do starting tomorrow morning. JOIN ME.

    Upon waking, lay in shavasana (look it up), set your alarm for 7 minutes.

    Say this mantra: Believe in believing. The impossible is possible.

    And then out loud say, “we’d like to create a changing of the guard.

    — Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) December 22, 2019

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/12/22/alyssa-milano-has-a-new-way-to-get-president-trump-out-of-office-and-it-only-takes-7-minutes-day/

[Ben]

Starting this morning, I'm going to start chanting "MAGA MAGA MAGA" for eight minutes.

[fifth_column]

Schiff and the dems has been going about this all the wrong way. Alyssa Milano knows what to do
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/12/22/alyssa-milano-has-a-new-way-to-get-president-trump-out-of-office-and-it-only-takes-7-minutes-day/

“Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'

I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. . . .”

― Lewis Carroll

We are officially through the looking glass . . . .

[WLJ]

What's even sadder and scary about that is they're the ones who want to lecture us on how the "science" is settled.

[HankB]

Nancy: "Unless Mitch jumps through the hoops I demand, I WON'T be sending him something he doesn't need or want!"

Mitch: 

Nancy is behaving like she thinks she's a schoolmarm threatening to withhold a holiday homework assignment if the kids in her class don't ask her nicely for more work . . . 

[griz]

Nancy: "Unless Mitch jumps through the hoops I demand, I WON'T be sending him something he doesn't need or want!"

Mitch: 

Nancy is behaving like she thinks she's a schoolmarm threatening to withhold a holiday homework assignment if the kids in her class don't ask her nicely for more work . . . 

And if that doesn't work she's going to hold her breath until she turns blue.  Ironically, she'll turn red first.

[Hawkmoon]

And if that doesn't work she's going to hold her breath until she turns blue.  Ironically, she'll turn red first.

And if the Senate doesn't play ball this time around (if this time ever comes around), now the House is saying they'll [find some other excuse to] impeach Trump again.

But it's NOT political. It's all about abuse of authority, high crimes and misdemeanors. Honest it is. Really. Cross my fingers and hope ... uh, no, not that.

[Boomhauer]

Funny how under another president disrespecting and hoping for them to fail was “treason” but since 2016 it’s “patriotism”

[Perd Hapley]

Funny how under another president disrespecting and hoping for them to fail was “treason” but since 2016 it’s “patriotism”

Dissent is patriotism again.

I wish Obama had been more of a failure.

[Perd Hapley]

Schiff and the dems has been going about this all the wrong way. Alyssa Milano knows what to do
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/12/22/alyssa-milano-has-a-new-way-to-get-president-trump-out-of-office-and-it-only-takes-7-minutes-day/

Wait till she hears about that new method of effecting change in the world. I believe it's called "vo ting."

(Edited for better realism.)

[WLJ]

Wait till she hears about that new method of bringing about positive change in the world. I believe it's called "vo ting."

Shhhhhhh
Never interrupt your enemy when he (she) is making a mistake.

[WLJ]

Derp

   1/10. Why does Senator McConnell talk about how he will run the impeachment trial, and why do we listen? He has zero constitutional authority to decide its shape.

    — Timothy Snyder (@TimothyDSnyder) December 22, 2019

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2019/12/24/so-very-wrong-byron-york-mocks-yale-prof-for-claiming-mcconnell-has-zero-constitutional-authority-on-impeachment-trial/

[WLJ]

   If Trump is removed from office, Mike Pence would become the next president.

    But according to the Presidential Succession Act, if he and Trump both go down simultaneously, @SpeakerPelosi is next in line.

    Read more: https://t.co/rMj1YPtrwJ pic.twitter.com/EY7XCHaWVD

    — Vox (@voxdotcom) December 24, 2019

   This is like porn for people with TDS.

    — Don't eat me, bro (@IMatriculator) December 24, 2019

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/12/24/straightforward-from-here-vox-sounds-pretty-convinced-that-impeachment-could-ultimately-lead-to-president-nancy-pelosi/

[Perd Hapley]

@MsBlaireWhite

The United States now has two Presidents impeached for embarrassing Hillary Clinton.

[Perd Hapley]

[RoadKingLarry]

God must truly love stupid people since he made so many of them.

[Ben]

God must truly love stupid people since he made so many of them.

Don't blame God - blame our stellar education system and the people who would rather watch The View than read a book. I bet all the white people in that post speak in Ebonics. "Chache me outside, how bout dat?"

[Perd Hapley]

I like the comment about not giving his "hatred any more credence." Just put some words in a pile, there, Lawrence. Well done.

[230RN]

"He's no longer the President."

God must truly love stupid people since he made so many of them.

What's even sadder and scary about that is they're the ones who want to lecture us on how the "science" is settled.

I'm beyond being amazed any more.  One lemming goes over the edge, and the rest dutifully follow along.

[Hawkmoon]

Let's say that, hypothetically, Ms. Pelosi gets her act together and forwards the articles of impeachment to the Senate some time in 2020. Let's go further and suppose that (again, hypothetically) the Senate actually convicts Trump and removes him from office. Pence becomes President for the remainder of Trump's term.

This is Trump's FIRST term. The impeachment process removes him from office. Does the Constitution say -- anywhere -- that Trump can't run and be elected to a second term if he is impeached before the end of his first term?

[Fly320s]

Yes.

Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States; but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment_in_the_United_States

Also, Trump can't pardon himself.

[Perd Hapley]

It would be pretty stinkin' hilarious if Trump were elected again, after being removed (were that possible). Another similarity to old John Wilkes. 

[bedlamite]

Of course, the solution is obviously to impeach him twice:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/12/24/could-democrats-impeach-trump-twice-they-might-have/

[HankB]

Yes.

Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States; but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment_in_the_United_States

Also, Trump can't pardon himself.

Two Words: Alcee Hastings

Impeached and removed from his Federal judgeship in 1989 - charges were bribery and perjury.
Elected to the US Congress in 1993 where he still serves today.