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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #275 on: October 26, 2023, 07:23:46 AM »
Quote from: WLJ on October 25, 2023, 04:30:37 PM
Gavin Newsom Visits Xi Jinping To Get More Ideas On How To Run California
https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-visits-xi-jinping-to-get-more-ideas-on-how-to-run-california


The article is on a parody site, but it's more true than not.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #276 on: October 26, 2023, 06:21:02 PM »
Bored Journalist Sick And Tired Of Flawless U.S. President
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"I'm just sick and tired of having a President so free of fault or blemish that I have nothing to write about," said Peter Baker, chief White House correspondent for The New York Times. "One can write only so many repetitive articles announcing popular, non-controversial executive orders before wishing the President would trip, or maybe muddle his words. Ugh, anything."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #277 on: October 27, 2023, 12:19:43 AM »
Quote from: K Frame on October 26, 2023, 07:23:46 AM

The article is on a parody site, but it's more true than not.

Should be "ruin", not "run."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #278 on: October 30, 2023, 08:27:42 PM »
Zombie Wandering Capitol Hill In Search Of Brains Starves To Death
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #279 on: October 30, 2023, 08:28:16 PM »
McDonald's Now Offering 36-Month, 0% Interest Financing On All Value Meals
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #280 on: October 31, 2023, 07:49:25 AM »
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McDonald's Now Offering 36-Month, 0% Interest Financing On All Value Meals
https://babylonbee.com/news/mcdonalds-now-offering-36-month-0-interest-financing-on-all-value-meals

And again, more real than not. I was shocked at the price jumps when I looked at the McCrapple's menu online the other week. If I'm going to pay that freaking much for lunch, I'm going to go to IHOP.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #281 on: October 31, 2023, 08:11:02 AM »
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And again, more real than not. I was shocked at the price jumps when I looked at the McCrapple's menu online the other week. If I'm going to pay that freaking much for lunch, I'm going to go to IHOP.

Tell me about.
Hadn't been to a McD in quite a while but stop in recently and ordered two Big Macs and a large fry. Total, almost $15. WTF? It wasn't that long ago it was ~$6
I can get a 8oz steak dinner at Texas Roadhouse for $16. A 6oz for $14!
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #282 on: October 31, 2023, 09:29:28 AM »
The Bee strikes again, this time in video format.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zu1M_5I_TcM?feature=share
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #283 on: October 31, 2023, 09:32:21 AM »
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Tell me about.
Hadn't been to a McD in quite a while but stop in recently and ordered two Big Macs and a large fry. Total, almost $15. WTF? It wasn't that long ago it was ~$6
I can get a 8oz steak dinner at Texas Roadhouse for $16. A 6oz for $14!

The last couple of weekends I've been using the McCrapple's app to do a buy one get one free on the chicken & biscuit breakfast sandwiches. Not great, but decently OK for a "I don't have to cook myself breakfast" breakfast.

The second that app promo goes away, I go away.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #284 on: October 31, 2023, 01:06:48 PM »
Quote from: K Frame on October 31, 2023, 09:29:28 AM
The Bee strikes again, this time in video format.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zu1M_5I_TcM?feature=share
That is pretty good.  The crowd should have been more diverse, but that might have gotten them kicked off youtube.   =)
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #285 on: October 31, 2023, 06:21:46 PM »
No they didn't  :rofl:

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #286 on: October 31, 2023, 06:22:23 PM »
Portland Neighborhood Terrified By Residents Dressed Up As Normal Middle-Class Family
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #287 on: October 31, 2023, 06:23:56 PM »
Secret Service Mistakenly Spends Four Hours Protecting Halloween Butler Decoration
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D.C. Parents Warn Trick-Or-Treaters To Avoid Big House Where Creepy Old Man Lives
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #288 on: November 01, 2023, 03:37:46 PM »
Weird: Halloween Over But Colin Kaepernick Is Still Pretending To Be A Football Player
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Dad Sadly Informs Kids A Robber Broke In Last Night And Only Stole Their Reese's Cups
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Terrifying Haunted House Where They Rip Humans Limb From Limb Actually Just A Planned Parenthood
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #289 on: November 02, 2023, 12:50:46 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #290 on: November 03, 2023, 10:07:19 AM »
 Stop Appropriating Ghost Culture On Halloween
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #291 on: November 06, 2023, 08:52:12 AM »
Boomer’s Phone Photo Album Composed Entirely Of Accidental Screenshots
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #292 on: November 06, 2023, 08:54:06 AM »
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Boomer’s Phone Photo Album Composed Entirely Of Accidental Screenshots
https://babylonbee.com/news/boomers-phone-photo-album-composed-entirely-of-accidental-screenshots

Ha ha - I attribute those on my phone from pulling a phone with right hand buttons out of my pocket with my left hand, but "boomer" works for me too.  :laugh:
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #293 on: November 06, 2023, 08:56:45 AM »
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Boomer’s Phone Photo Album Composed Entirely Of Accidental Screenshots
https://babylonbee.com/news/boomers-phone-photo-album-composed-entirely-of-accidental-screenshots

About once a week I go into my gallery and delete the latest round of unintended screen captures...
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #294 on: November 06, 2023, 11:05:08 AM »
What's a screen capture, and where do I look for my screen shot album?
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #295 on: November 06, 2023, 12:28:01 PM »
A screen capture is literally a picture of your screen at the moment it's taken.

Have a game going and take a screen capture? You get a still picture of the game at that instance in time.

Taking a screen capture usually requires pressing two buttons on your phone at the same time.

Android phones like Samsungs usually store screen captures in the same folder it stores pictures you take with your phone camera. On my Samsung 20, there's a app button called Gallery that opens the pictures.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #296 on: November 06, 2023, 06:08:09 PM »
Planned Parenthood Says Proper Term For Unborn Baby Is Now 'Womb Colonizer'
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #297 on: November 06, 2023, 06:14:53 PM »
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What's a screen capture, and where do I look for my screen shot album?

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A screen capture is literally a picture of your screen at the moment it's taken.

Have a game going and take a screen capture? You get a still picture of the game at that instance in time.

Taking a screen capture usually requires pressing two buttons on your phone at the same time.

Android phones like Samsungs usually store screen captures in the same folder it stores pictures you take with your phone camera. On my Samsung 20, there's a app button called Gallery that opens the pictures.

Sarcasm, Sheldon.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #298 on: November 07, 2023, 06:52:10 AM »
"Sarcasm, Sheldon."

I thought as much, but given that you're officially older than dirt, I figured I'd err on the side of caution in case you were having trouble figuring out how to get screen captures on your Motorola flip phone.

Speaking of telephone history, some day you've really got to tell us the stories about how you baby sat for Alexander Graham Bell...
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #299 on: November 07, 2023, 07:31:07 AM »
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