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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #550 on: May 07, 2024, 08:04:40 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #551 on: May 08, 2024, 03:10:40 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #552 on: May 08, 2024, 03:14:19 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #553 on: May 08, 2024, 03:48:17 PM »
Israel Warns Civilians To Evacuate Rafah In Most Incompetent Genocide Ever
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #554 on: May 09, 2024, 12:14:51 AM »
I propose this thread be removed and replaced with a link to a website called The Babylon Bee.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #555 on: May 10, 2024, 10:45:37 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #556 on: May 11, 2024, 08:19:32 AM »
14 Exciting New Lord Of The Rings Films Announced By Warner Bros.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-exciting-new-lord-of-the-rings-films-announced-by-warner-bros

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7. Orcnado - It's a deadly tornado - made of ORCS! And Legolas has a chainsaw arm.

That would actually be worth going to see
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #557 on: May 11, 2024, 09:03:33 AM »
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Nein!

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-says-he-supports-a-mothers-right-to-drown-her-newborn-in-the-chappaquiddick-river

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"It's not the government's job to make reproductive decisions like this," said RFK through a special translator that translated his RFK voice into a regular-person voice.

I would like to know more about this.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #558 on: May 11, 2024, 08:51:31 PM »
'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #559 on: May 19, 2024, 09:37:59 AM »
10 Real-Life Examples Of Why American Measurements Are Better Than The Communist Metric System
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Measurement of how obnoxious someone is
American units: 1 *expletive deleted*che. Easy to remember and also funny to say.
Metric units: 3.27 Simon Cowells. Just try doing that conversion in your head. You can't. It's impossible.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #560 on: May 19, 2024, 02:47:40 PM »
I thought the *expletive deleted*che had been replaced by the Keith Olbermann. ( 10 dch = 1 KO)
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #561 on: May 22, 2024, 12:25:44 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #562 on: May 24, 2024, 07:51:38 AM »
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"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #563 on: May 27, 2024, 12:15:32 PM »
Here Are 9 More Extremist Flags Spotted At Alito's Home
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #564 on: May 27, 2024, 02:55:02 PM »
What's the tree flag?
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #565 on: May 27, 2024, 03:12:35 PM »
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What's the tree flag?

I think it's a Hobbit thing.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #566 on: May 27, 2024, 03:33:49 PM »
White Tree of Gondor flag
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #567 on: May 27, 2024, 03:35:50 PM »
In Touching Memorial Day Address, Biden Thanks Fallen American Servicemen For Their Votes
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #568 on: May 28, 2024, 09:44:28 PM »
Airline Pilot Convicted Of Hate Crime For Leaving Contrail Marks On Rainbow
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #569 on: May 31, 2024, 01:33:07 PM »
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To Grow Customer Base, Cracker Barrel Rebrands As 'Hispanic, Black, And Cracker Barrel'
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #570 on: June 03, 2024, 11:11:56 AM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #571 on: June 03, 2024, 11:37:18 AM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on June 03, 2024, 11:11:56 AM
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-its-dumb-for-republicans-to-call-us-a-banana-republic-since-its-more-like-a-forever-21

Personally, I think the U.S. is more like a Walmart: being systematically looted.

She probably doesn't know what the inside of a Walmart even looks like because that's were the peasants shop.
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« Reply #572 on: June 03, 2024, 11:38:56 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #573 on: June 03, 2024, 12:23:44 PM »
Thank God my Subaru gives me some camouflage...
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #574 on: June 03, 2024, 01:46:44 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on June 03, 2024, 11:38:56 AM
12 Things That Are Illegal During Pride Month
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Buckling seatbelts: Absolutely no "male-to-female" connections.

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