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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #550 on: May 07, 2024, 08:04:40 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #551 on: May 08, 2024, 03:10:40 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #552 on: May 08, 2024, 03:14:19 PM »
""If you elect me, your taxes are going to be raised, not cut."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #553 on: May 08, 2024, 03:48:17 PM »
Israel Warns Civilians To Evacuate Rafah In Most Incompetent Genocide Ever
https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-warns-civilians-to-evacuate-rafah-in-most-incompetent-genocide-ever
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #554 on: May 09, 2024, 12:14:51 AM »
I propose this thread be removed and replaced with a link to a website called The Babylon Bee.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #555 on: May 10, 2024, 10:45:37 PM »
""If you elect me, your taxes are going to be raised, not cut."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #556 on: May 11, 2024, 08:19:32 AM »
14 Exciting New Lord Of The Rings Films Announced By Warner Bros.
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7. Orcnado - It's a deadly tornado - made of ORCS! And Legolas has a chainsaw arm.

That would actually be worth going to see
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #557 on: May 11, 2024, 09:03:33 AM »
Nein!

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"It's not the government's job to make reproductive decisions like this," said RFK through a special translator that translated his RFK voice into a regular-person voice.

I would like to know more about this.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #558 on: May 11, 2024, 08:51:31 PM »
'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #559 on: May 19, 2024, 09:37:59 AM »
10 Real-Life Examples Of Why American Measurements Are Better Than The Communist Metric System
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Measurement of how obnoxious someone is
American units: 1 *expletive deleted*che. Easy to remember and also funny to say.
Metric units: 3.27 Simon Cowells. Just try doing that conversion in your head. You can't. It's impossible.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #560 on: May 19, 2024, 02:47:40 PM »
I thought the *expletive deleted*che had been replaced by the Keith Olbermann. ( 10 dch = 1 KO)
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