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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #650 on: August 14, 2024, 06:41:29 PM »
James O'Keefe Goes Undercover As Bottle Of Wine To Score Interview With Kamala

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« Reply #651 on: August 16, 2024, 10:35:28 AM »
Kamala Harris Suggests Americans Struggling To Make Ends Meet Just Try Sleeping With Their Boss
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #652 on: August 21, 2024, 10:15:57 AM »
'IT WAS THE JEWS!' Screams Candace Owens On First Round Of 'Clue'
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #653 on: August 24, 2024, 09:11:22 AM »
Oh No! DNC Abortion Bus Breaks Down And Four Babies Get To Live
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"This is a tragic day," Planned Parenthood Spokesperson Camille Cooley told the press. "Those babies had a right to be murdered by their mothers and now they'll be forced to live long, fulfilling lives. This is a huge tragedy."

Democrats held a moment of silence for the alive babies, followed by an impassioned speech by nominee Kamala Harris decrying the devastating turn of events.

"These women were robbed of their chance to end the lives of their children," Harris said. "When this bus broke down, and I love a good bus, it allowed four otherwise unwanted babies to continue to develop and grow. This is what Trump wants for America!"

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At publishing time, the vasectomy bus had also broken down, resulting in no change whatsoever to the already sterile male convention attendees.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #654 on: August 24, 2024, 11:39:46 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #655 on: August 25, 2024, 01:42:11 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #656 on: August 25, 2024, 09:41:34 AM »
 :rofl:

Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris 'Fweedom' Stamp
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #657 on: August 25, 2024, 10:16:04 AM »
Quote from: WLJ on August 25, 2024, 09:41:34 AM
:rofl:

Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris 'Fweedom' Stamp
https://babylonbee.com/news/post-office-issues-new-commemorative-kamala-harris-fweedom-stamp

I would have fallen for that if you had posted it somewhere else. It's harder and harder to get a plain old US flag stamp from USPS without any "equity" or other crap written on it. A plain old stamp with nothing but the flag would be apolitical in a normal world, but we can't have that.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #658 on: August 25, 2024, 10:27:02 AM »
Quote from: Ben on August 25, 2024, 10:16:04 AM
I would have fallen for that if you had posted it somewhere else. It's harder and harder to get a plain old US flag stamp from USPS without any "equity" or other crap written on it. A plain old stamp with nothing but the flag would be apolitical in a normal world, but we can't have that.

I would bet that if it was posted in some left leading forums there would be thousands of libs at the PO asking for a set tomorrow morning.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #659 on: August 27, 2024, 05:25:17 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #660 on: August 30, 2024, 09:15:25 AM »
Five Guys Down To Just Two Guys After California Minimum Wage Increase
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #661 on: September 03, 2024, 10:30:09 AM »
No they didn't  :rofl:

Source Says Kamala Was Promoted At McDonald's After Having Affair With Mayor McCheese
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going to be even funnier if one of the "fact" checkers (Snopes I'm looking at you) fact checks it.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #662 on: September 03, 2024, 10:31:20 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #663 on: September 03, 2024, 07:16:10 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on September 03, 2024, 10:30:09 AM
No they didn't  :rofl:

Source Says Kamala Was Promoted At McDonald's After Having Affair With Mayor McCheese
https://babylonbee.com/news/source-says-kamala-was-promoted-at-mcdonalds-after-having-affair-with-mayor-mccheese

going to be even funnier if one of the "fact" checkers (Snopes I'm looking at you) fact checks it.

 =D  Oh, please let it be so! Going to have to add that to the prayer list.  :lol:
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #664 on: September 06, 2024, 01:55:48 PM »
Man Reaches Age Where He's Starting To Worry He Might Never Own A Panzer Tank
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #665 on: September 06, 2024, 03:33:14 PM »
Quote from: Ben on August 25, 2024, 10:16:04 AM
I would have fallen for that if you had posted it somewhere else. It's harder and harder to get a plain old US flag stamp from USPS without any "equity" or other crap written on it. A plain old stamp with nothing but the flag would be apolitical in a normal world, but we can't have that.

I got sensitive to  that issue a couple of years ago but discovered that the "Purple Heart" stamp doesn't have any dumb "woke" bullcrap on it.  Been using those exclusively ever since.

 

Disclaimer: Never been in the armed services, just thought it was kind of a non-propaganda "thank you" to our wounded (and killed) Service people.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #666 on: September 11, 2024, 09:29:51 PM »
Well that's a relief

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In response to viral allegations that Haitian immigrants in Ohio are killing and eating cats, dogs, and park fowl, media outlets have assured Americans that illegal immigrants are in fact only killing vulnerable women and children.

Media Assures Americans That Migrants Haven’t Killed Any Cats, Just Women And Children
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« Reply #667 on: September 13, 2024, 06:02:34 PM »
‘A Fetus Should Not Be Treated Like A Human,’ Says Woman With Cat Named Dave That Wears A Sweater
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #668 on: September 13, 2024, 06:03:26 PM »
RFK Jr. Really Really Hoping Nobody Asks Him Point Blank If He’s Ever Eaten A Cat
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #669 on: September 14, 2024, 04:50:37 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #670 on: September 14, 2024, 06:49:44 PM »
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« Reply #671 on: September 14, 2024, 09:58:24 PM »
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« Reply #672 on: September 16, 2024, 03:02:59 PM »
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« Reply #673 on: September 16, 2024, 03:09:10 PM »
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« Reply #674 on: September 16, 2024, 03:28:09 PM »
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