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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #675 on: September 16, 2024, 08:07:42 PM »
11 New Security Measures The Trump Campaign Will Be Implementing After Assassination Attempt
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4. All Secret Service agents will be replaced by Kyle Rittenhouse: He's all you need.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #676 on: September 18, 2024, 06:11:11 PM »
https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1836518555648692570

New Gavin Newsome ad drops after he bans deep fake videos.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #677 on: September 18, 2024, 06:15:18 PM »
Quote from: dogmush on September 18, 2024, 06:11:11 PM
https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1836518555648692570

New Gavin Newsome ad drops after he bans deep fake videos.

Sad part is if that was a real ad it would actually gain him dem votes.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #678 on: September 19, 2024, 01:45:22 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

No One Notices As Entire Cast Of 'The View' Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #679 on: September 20, 2024, 03:48:42 PM »
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A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen.
Is defenestration possible through the overton window?

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #680 on: September 20, 2024, 05:53:13 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #681 on: September 21, 2024, 11:44:10 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #682 on: September 21, 2024, 11:44:37 AM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #683 on: September 21, 2024, 12:18:58 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #684 on: September 21, 2024, 05:48:26 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #685 on: September 25, 2024, 07:27:41 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #686 on: September 25, 2024, 07:28:35 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #687 on: September 25, 2024, 07:29:06 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #688 on: September 25, 2024, 09:04:00 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on August 25, 2024, 10:27:02 AM
I would bet that if it was posted in some left leading forums there would be thousands of libs at the PO asking for a set tomorrow morning.

If Trump announced that he liked to drink a few glasses of water while on the campaign trail, our emergency rooms would be full of dehydrated hipsters...
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #689 on: September 28, 2024, 11:53:06 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #690 on: September 30, 2024, 07:40:08 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #691 on: October 02, 2024, 08:08:38 AM »
Doctors Will No Longer Ask ‘Who Is The President?’ To Test For Concussions Since Honestly Nobody Is Really Sure Right Now
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