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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #725 on: November 14, 2024, 07:53:06 PM »
Trump Nomination Of Matt Gaetz Raises Eyebrows
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At publishing time, reports indicated that the eyebrows raised by Gaetz's nomination may have gotten stuck there.
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« Reply #726 on: November 14, 2024, 07:54:43 PM »
He puts me in mind of a Soviet news talking head from the 80s
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« Reply #727 on: November 15, 2024, 05:08:50 PM »
Or this guy

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« Reply #728 on: November 15, 2024, 05:10:09 PM »
Unity: Democrats, Republicans Find Common Ground In Rooting For Jake Paul To Get Punched In The Face
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #729 on: November 19, 2024, 09:17:34 AM »
SPLC (Southern Poverty Law Center) doxing the writers for TBB's serious side

https://x.com/stclairashley/status/1858873196927168896

Now I'll admit I've always had reservations about this anonymous writer business for anything but you got to wonder about the SPLC's motive here
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« Reply #730 on: November 19, 2024, 08:23:06 PM »
Kamala Asks Biden To Stop Doing Trump Dance In Cabinet Meetings
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-asks-biden-to-stop-doing-trump-dance-in-cabinet-meetings
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« Reply #731 on: November 19, 2024, 08:23:57 PM »
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« Reply #732 on: November 20, 2024, 08:11:48 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #733 on: November 22, 2024, 08:38:43 PM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #734 on: November 23, 2024, 07:35:23 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #735 on: November 23, 2024, 11:38:30 AM »
Quote from: WLJ on November 23, 2024, 07:35:23 AM
Correction, just the streak. The new ATF director shot all the White Claws

What streak?  ;)
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #736 on: November 23, 2024, 11:39:12 AM »
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"... and now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.  Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
                          - Joe Biden, July 11, 2024

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #737 on: November 23, 2024, 11:44:13 AM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on November 23, 2024, 11:38:30 AM
What streak?  ;)

Flipping autocorrect  :facepalm:
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #738 on: November 26, 2024, 11:37:05 AM »
Trump Proposes 25 Percent Tariff On Imports From California
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #739 on: November 26, 2024, 04:19:53 PM »
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Report: Kamala's 2028 Campaign Already $700 Million In Debt
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #740 on: November 27, 2024, 07:31:54 PM »
Israel Asks Hezbollah To Please Wait By Pagers For Message Announcing Start Of Ceasefire
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #741 on: November 30, 2024, 06:16:11 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #742 on: December 05, 2024, 05:25:40 PM »
75% Of Elves Laid Off After Elon Musk Visits North Pole
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« Reply #743 on: December 05, 2024, 05:26:43 PM »
Tragic: Celebrities Flee To Canada Only For Trump To Annex It
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