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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #225 on: May 24, 2023, 12:51:41 PM »
Southern Poverty Law Center Classifies Everyone Not Currently Wearing A Pride Shirt As A Hate Group
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #226 on: May 24, 2023, 01:33:12 PM »
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Southern Poverty Law Center Classifies Everyone Not Currently Wearing A Pride Shirt As A Hate Group
https://babylonbee.com/news/southern-poverty-law-center-classifies-everyone-not-currently-wearing-a-pride-shirt-as-a-hate-group

Dang it. I thought I had until 1 June to don my pride shirt.  =(
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #227 on: May 24, 2023, 01:37:03 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on May 24, 2023, 12:51:41 PM
Southern Poverty Law Center Classifies Everyone Not Currently Wearing A Pride Shirt As A Hate Group
https://babylonbee.com/news/southern-poverty-law-center-classifies-everyone-not-currently-wearing-a-pride-shirt-as-a-hate-group

This is not the Babylon Bee anymore. At this point, if you make a comment, ask a question, or say anything at all, even, "Nice weather today", without also inserting, "Also, trans people are great", you are a hate group.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #228 on: May 24, 2023, 04:47:36 PM »
Quote from: Ben on May 24, 2023, 01:37:03 PM
This is not the Babylon Bee anymore. At this point, if you make a comment, ask a question, or say anything at all, even, "Nice weather today", without also inserting, "Also, trans people are great", you are a hate group.
IMO, that is one of the reasons so many people jumped on the bandwagon to boycott Bud Lite and AB products in general.  A LOT of people are upset by this crap and are just looking for something they can do about it. 
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #229 on: May 25, 2023, 11:27:35 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #230 on: May 25, 2023, 02:58:03 PM »
Quote from: Perd Hapley on May 24, 2023, 01:33:12 PM
Dang it. I thought I had until 1 June to don my pride shirt.  =(

What's June first?

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #231 on: May 25, 2023, 03:53:25 PM »
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What's June first?
 

This year it's a Thursday.   =D
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #232 on: May 25, 2023, 04:04:39 PM »
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What's June first?

Start of pride month if you really want to know. Free Bud Light for everyone! Weeeeeee
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #233 on: May 25, 2023, 11:52:32 PM »
Oh, then "Dang it. I thought I had to wait until 1 June to don my pride shirt  =(" would have made sense to me.

Damned decaf coffee.  =D
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #234 on: June 02, 2023, 11:57:34 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #235 on: June 02, 2023, 12:13:24 PM »
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"On top of that, I also found out he's still subscribed to Harry's Razors. I feel like I don't even know him."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #236 on: June 14, 2023, 11:46:05 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #237 on: June 19, 2023, 09:46:48 PM »
Pride Month Shocker: Bert & Ernie Come Out As Straight
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #238 on: June 19, 2023, 09:48:12 PM »
Powerful: LeBron James Pulls Over To Lecture Homeless Man On His White Privilege
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #239 on: June 27, 2023, 09:23:39 AM »
 Woke Parents Tour Christian College
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTRqZ-M0D_Y
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #240 on: June 27, 2023, 10:08:07 AM »
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Woke Parents Tour Christian College
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTRqZ-M0D_Y

That was awesome.  The teenage daughter, disinterested and with her face in her phone the whole time but secretly listening (if for no other reason than to correct her mother) was played perfectly.  The John MacArthur cameo at the end was unexpected, :lol:  especially the daughter actually engaging with him when her parents were gone.

Turns out, that's a real university in California, and John MacArthur is the prez.  They apparently collaborated with The Bee to do a commercial.  👍
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #241 on: June 27, 2023, 01:19:18 PM »
Hmmm - I may have missed it, but has the Southern Poverty Law Center designated Master's University and the Babylon Bee as right wing white supremacist transphobic hate groups yet?
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #242 on: June 27, 2023, 01:23:53 PM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on June 27, 2023, 10:08:07 AM
That was awesome.  The teenage daughter, disinterested and with her face in her phone the whole time but secretly listening (if for no other reason than to correct her mother) was played perfectly.  The John MacArthur cameo at the end was unexpected, :lol:  especially the daughter actually engaging with him when her parents were gone.

Turns out, that's a real university in California, and John MacArthur is the prez.  They apparently collaborated with The Bee to do a commercial.  👍

Big yikes.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #243 on: July 10, 2023, 03:07:32 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #244 on: July 20, 2023, 12:33:08 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #245 on: August 15, 2023, 05:44:43 PM »
Survey: Number 1 Quality Men Look For In A Wife Is A Woman Who Will Fight Off Invisible Lizard People On The Plane Who Aren't Real
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #246 on: August 15, 2023, 05:47:57 PM »
This one knocked off some cobwebs

Sociologists: Western Civilization Began Its Decline When McDonald's Took Out Those Little Cheeseburger Stools
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #247 on: August 15, 2023, 06:40:05 PM »
The Biggest Pros And Cons Of Living In Each State
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Kentucky

Pro: Resting place of Noah's actual ark.

Con: No one can agree on how Louisville is pronounced. This is actually what started the American Civil War.

The "No one can agree on how Louisville is pronounced" is factual


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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #248 on: August 15, 2023, 07:39:32 PM »
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The Biggest Pros And Cons Of Living In Each State
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-biggest-pros-and-cons-of-living-in-each-state

The "No one can agree on how Louisville is pronounced" is factual

Ha ha, it took me a minute to get the Brian Stelter / Idaho joke.  :rofl:
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #249 on: August 15, 2023, 08:10:00 PM »
Quote from: Ben on August 15, 2023, 07:39:32 PM
Ha ha, it took me a minute to get the Brian Stelter / Idaho joke.  :rofl:

You may have to explain that one to me.
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