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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #525 on: April 24, 2024, 05:44:27 PM »
Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #526 on: April 24, 2024, 05:45:06 PM »
Columbia Admins Promise To Carefully Investigate Whether 'Let’s Kill Every Jew We See On Campus' Chant Violates School’s Conduct Policy
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #527 on: April 24, 2024, 05:45:41 PM »
Columbia Switches To Online Classes So Jewish Students Can Participate From The Attics Where They Are Hiding
https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-switches-to-online-classes-so-jewish-students-can-participate-from-the-attics-where-they-are-hiding
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #528 on: April 24, 2024, 05:46:14 PM »
'Trump Will Receive A Fair And Impartial Trial,' Says Judge As Construction Crew Builds Gallows Outside Courtroom
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-lawyers-object-as-construction-crews-already-building-giant-gallows-outside-courtroom
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #529 on: April 25, 2024, 02:24:07 PM »
Arizona Indicts Trump Allies For Questioning Election Results While Republican
https://babylonbee.com/news/arizona-trump-allies-indicted-for-questioning-election-results-while-republican
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #530 on: April 25, 2024, 02:41:03 PM »
Sad: College Student So Caught Up Harassing Jews He Forgot About Term Paper On Inclusion
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-college-student-so-caught-up-harassing-jews-he-forgot-about-term-paper-on-inclusion
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #531 on: April 26, 2024, 12:30:44 PM »
Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada
https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-thanks-columbia-supporters-by-promising-them-a-quick-death-during-global-intifada
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #532 on: April 26, 2024, 12:31:33 PM »
‘Israel Must End Its Illegal Occupation!’ Cry People Staging Illegal Occupation
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #533 on: April 26, 2024, 03:01:48 PM »
Clever College Students Figure Out It’s Not Racist To Call For The Murder Of All Jews If You Just Call Them 'Zionists'
https://babylonbee.com/news/clever-college-students-figure-out-its-not-racist-to-call-for-the-murder-of-all-jews-if-you-just-call-them-zionists
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #534 on: April 26, 2024, 09:00:46 PM »
Palestine Protesters Scatter As Riot Police Charge In With Sticks Of Deodorant
https://babylonbee.com/news/palestine-protesters-scatter-as-riot-police-charge-in-with-sticks-of-deodorant

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"Look at 'em go!" Chief of Police David Anders commented. "I've never seen anything like it. Just waving a stick of deodorant around these dirty hippy beatnik protestors causes them to recoil in horror. Most fun I've had since the 1960s."

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #535 on: April 27, 2024, 01:34:42 PM »
Israel Withdraws From Gaza After Learning Of Protest By 19-Year-Old Fine Arts Major Roxy Barnett
https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-withdraws-from-gaza-after-learning-of-protest-by-19-year-old-fine-arts-major-roxy-barnett
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #536 on: April 28, 2024, 10:59:52 AM »
The Babylon Bee Has Announced We Will Lend Struggling Satire Site 'The Onion' One Of Our Two Jokes
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-announced-we-will-lend-struggling-satire-site-the-onion-one-of-our-two-jokes
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #537 on: April 30, 2024, 01:07:57 PM »
Oh No! Indoctrinated Woke Extremists Destroy Woke Extremist Indoctrination Center
https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-indoctrinated-woke-extremists-destroy-woke-extremist-indoctrination-center
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #538 on: May 01, 2024, 07:44:03 PM »
New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-finds-most-effective-treatment-for-depression-watching-scrawny-libs-get-absolutely-manhandled-by-police
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #539 on: May 01, 2024, 07:44:39 PM »
TRAGEDY: AOC Announces She Was Killed During NYPD Raid At Columbia And Is Dead Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-aoc-announces-she-was-killed-during-nypd-raid-at-columbia-and-is-dead-once-again
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #540 on: May 01, 2024, 07:45:42 PM »
9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-reasonable-demands-from-students-occupying-campus-buildings
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #541 on: May 01, 2024, 07:46:41 PM »
King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #543 on: May 06, 2024, 10:57:50 AM »
Trump’s Finger Hovers Over ‘Send’ Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #544 on: May 07, 2024, 08:17:32 AM »
Trump Forced To Wear Hannibal Lecter Muzzle For Gag Order Violations
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-forced-to-wear-hannibal-lecter-muzzle-for-gag-order-violations
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #545 on: May 07, 2024, 08:18:27 AM »
Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down
https://babylonbee.com/news/kristi-noem-attends-kentucky-derby-to-see-if-any-horses-need-to-be-put-down
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #546 on: May 07, 2024, 01:15:24 PM »
Nabisco Introduces Long-Awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos
https://babylonbee.com/news/nabisco-introduces-long-awaited-chick-fil-a-sauce-stuffed-oreos
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #547 on: May 07, 2024, 01:15:53 PM »
12 Women Come Forward Alleging They Were Sexually Assaulted By Whoever Trump’s VP Pick Is
https://babylonbee.com/news/12-women-come-forward-alleging-they-were-sexually-assaulted-by-whoever-trumps-vp-pick-is
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #548 on: May 07, 2024, 07:56:43 PM »
Target Unveils New Line Of Hamas Intifada Wear For Children
https://babylonbee.com/news/target-unveils-new-line-of-hamas-intifada-wear-for-children
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #549 on: May 07, 2024, 07:58:45 PM »
Uighur Slaves Struggling To Keep Up With Demand For Palestinian Headscarves
https://babylonbee.com/news/uighur-slaves-struggling-to-keep-up-with-demand-for-palestinian-headscarves
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