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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #750 on: December 24, 2024, 01:36:25 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

'Ok, Who Got Me The MAGA Hat?' Asks Kamala Harris As Jill Biden Stifles Laughter
https://babylonbee.com/news/ok-who-got-me-the-maga-hat-asks-kamala-harris-as-jill-biden-stifles-laughter
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #751 on: December 24, 2024, 10:42:35 PM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on December 24, 2024, 10:54:46 AM
https://babylonbee.com/news/unborn-babies-disguise-selves-as-death-row-inmates-so-liberals-will-defend-their-right-to-live

Now that's some outside-the-womb thinking.

 =D That's a good one, Angel Eyes. Almost as funny as the baby holding a Mora knife.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #752 on: December 25, 2024, 12:44:23 AM »
Quote from: Perd Hapley on December 24, 2024, 10:42:35 PM
=D That's a good one, Angel Eyes. Almost as funny as the baby holding a Mora knife.

Reminded me of this:
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #753 on: December 26, 2024, 10:24:01 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #754 on: December 30, 2024, 12:58:05 PM »
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-finally-claims-title-of-worst-living-president

(Personally, I think he's had that title since January 2021)
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #755 on: January 01, 2025, 02:26:35 PM »
White House Insists Jimmy Carter Is Still Sharp And Focused Behind Closed Doors
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #756 on: January 03, 2025, 06:23:57 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #757 on: January 04, 2025, 11:24:35 AM »
Man Using Stud Finder Sentenced to 6 Years in Prison For Failing To Point It At Himself And Go 'BEEEEEEEEEP'
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #758 on: January 04, 2025, 11:25:36 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #759 on: January 04, 2025, 02:48:52 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #760 on: January 06, 2025, 12:41:54 PM »
Reminder: American Women Have Until January 20th To Find A Man To Get Them Pregnant Or One Will Be Selected For Them
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #761 on: January 06, 2025, 09:37:09 PM »
Wife Really Stressed Out After Realizing She Has Nothing To Stress Out About
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #762 on: January 06, 2025, 10:44:11 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #763 on: January 07, 2025, 01:36:00 PM »
Bee absolutely NAILS it again.

Dems meet to figure out how to move on from November.

https://youtube.com/shorts/sXSK35cI8Ho?si=2JurHKxzSjUglQbJ
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #764 on: January 07, 2025, 04:37:55 PM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on January 06, 2025, 10:44:11 PM
Fun ways to celebrate January 6th:

https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1876426045034996214


Pretty sure only the corporate media and Democrat politicians celebrate that holiday.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #765 on: January 08, 2025, 08:28:09 AM »
The Bee is offering a job to the NYT for this serious headline:



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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #766 on: January 08, 2025, 06:40:22 PM »
True!

Study Finds Every Man's Deepest Desire Is A Giant Map With Tanks And Soldiers On It That They Can Push Around With Sticks
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #767 on: January 13, 2025, 12:51:11 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #768 on: January 13, 2025, 12:52:29 PM »
Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-stuck-in-2-hour-argument-with-talking-cactus-toy
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #769 on: January 14, 2025, 12:34:34 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #770 on: January 14, 2025, 10:31:54 AM »

Terrified Texans open fire on strange white stuff falling from the sky:

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrified-texans-open-fire-on-strange-white-stuff-falling-from-sky
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #771 on: January 14, 2025, 10:33:47 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #772 on: January 16, 2025, 04:32:37 PM »
Barack Obama to divorce Michelle after discovering she's actually a woman:

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-to-divorce-michelle-after-discovering-shes-actually-a-woman
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #773 on: January 20, 2025, 09:19:13 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #774 on: January 21, 2025, 09:28:31 AM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on January 14, 2025, 10:31:54 AM
Terrified Texans open fire on strange white stuff falling from the sky:

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrified-texans-open-fire-on-strange-white-stuff-falling-from-sky
Down on the Gulf Coast, that isn't far from the truth.  Everyone knows what it is though. 
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