The method claimed for his suicide always seemed far-fetched to me. Supposedly he tied something like torn bedsheets to the bed and then jumped forward into it to break his neck.
Yeah, ummm, well... if you say so. Something about the physics and strength of materials (his neck bones) doesn't jibe. They even said this was a common method of suicide among prisoners.
Yeah, ummm, well... if you say so.
Oh, and the monitoring system wasn't functioning?
Yeah, ummm, well... if you say so.
And his cell door was open?
Yeah, ummm, well... if you say so.
I'm not signing this one while the monitoring system is on. <waves hand and smiles at the camera>