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griz

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100 round gun. don't tell the democrats
« on: December 19, 2019, 08:52:56 AM »
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Re: 100 round gun. don't tell the democrats
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2019, 09:20:35 AM »
I would have liked to see a mag dump.
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Re: 100 round gun. don't tell the democrats
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2019, 10:20:23 AM »
Wouldn't take him long considering who's shooting.
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Re: 100 round gun. don't tell the democrats
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2019, 10:21:12 AM »
Missed a "Nailed It" joke by that much
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Re: 100 round gun. don't tell the democrats
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2019, 11:23:06 AM »
Do the staples already come tipped with curare, or do you have to add that yourself?

(Hmmm . . . I've heard cone shell venom may be quicker . . . )
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Re: 100 round gun. don't tell the democrats
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2019, 05:08:03 PM »
Do the staples already come tipped with curare, or do you have to add that yourself?

(Hmmm . . . I've heard cone shell venom may be quicker . . . )
Use silver staples.  Then you can claim it is for medical purposes.
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Re: 100 round gun. don't tell the democrats
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2019, 05:39:36 PM »
Twice now they've had to re-roof this building --hail damage.

The roofers would push their nail guns against the shingle, it would go off on contact, the recoil would lift the gun off the roof, the roofer would have applied force on the nail gun to slip it sideways to the next stapling spot, the nail gun would make contact and fire again.

Four of these operations would occur in rapid succession and it would sound bam-bam-bam-bam in about a second, like a machine gun.

A couple of guys working on a section of roof and it would sound like a mid-1920's gun battle.

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