Author Topic: Stop pooping on company time (Read 1857 times)

MillCreek · « **on:** December 19, 2019, 01:53:32 PM »

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50835604

I'm not paying you to *expletive deleted*it!

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2019, 02:18:48 PM »

Smartphone usage on the toilet is one of the most crass things made sadly common by society today.

K Frame · « **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2019, 02:27:54 PM »

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on December 19, 2019, 02:18:48 PM

Smartphone usage on the toilet is one of the most crass things made sadly common by society today.

You think it's bad in society as a whole?

You ought to try working at an office where smart phones have to be locked up outside of the facility. The men's room is like the reading room at the Library of Congress...

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #3 on:** December 19, 2019, 03:23:44 PM »

We have a new employee at Creatures. She's been there for several months now. I call her Trainwreak.

Pretty much every morning she comes in and spends a good ten minutes in the bathroom.

As the person who legitimately uses the bathroom the most (I'm still on diuretics and, after a visit to the ER for being severely dehydrated, I drink a LOT of water) I whole heartedly would vote for the angled toilet if it means my coworkers would spend more time working and less time on the damn shitter.

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #4 on:** December 19, 2019, 04:16:05 PM »

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop
On company time

French G. · « **Reply #5 on:** December 19, 2019, 04:57:45 PM »

Only time I get excited is time and a half poops. Hey, that might be the most valuable thing I make that day!

Northwoods · « **Reply #6 on:** December 19, 2019, 05:52:35 PM »

When I was a contractor (especially when overtime was available) it was my goal to never crap at home, only at work. Once on salary it didn't matter much anymore.

230RN · « **Reply #7 on:** December 19, 2019, 06:25:22 PM »

Il Merdeur:

Most people erroneously call it Il Penseur

Terry, 230RN

French G. · « **Reply #8 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:00:35 PM »

Be a waste to install the sloping toilets in the UK now. Just have to rip them out and install the hole in the floor with kitchen sprayer that their cultural enlightenment will soon demand.

I knew a guy in the 80s who kept a spreadsheet of his employee's bathroom time. A bit petty.

Northwoods · « **Reply #9 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:13:00 PM »

They have the spray hoses in India, but at least all the hotels, private homes, and businesses I visited had proper toilets. However roadside "rest rooms" were often of the hole in a plank variety. Though if you just need to pee, the men at least had zero compunction about doing so along the side of road in full view of the traffic.

Ron · « **Reply #10 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:26:37 PM »

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #11 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:29:31 PM »

Quote from: French G. on December 19, 2019, 09:00:35 PM

Be a waste to install the sloping toilets in the UK now. Just have to rip them out and install the hole in the floor with kitchen sprayer that their cultural enlightenment will soon demand.

I knew a guy in the 80s who kept a spreadsheet of his employee's bathroom time. A bit petty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjyC5pv-hGc

Perhaps not related to wasting time at work, but here's a video of the toilets at the New Orleans airport. (safe for work, especially if you're sitting on the toilet)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEgASKCXOHQ

230RN · « **Reply #12 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:51:41 PM »

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Ron · « **Reply #13 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:22:21 AM »

When you got to go you got to go ☕=💩

ConstitutionCowboy · « **Reply #14 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:34:29 AM »

Hell, I don't read enough as it is!

Woody

charby · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:42:59 AM »

It is hard to play on the phone when dropping a deuce in a cornfield.

MechAg94 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2019, 12:04:53 PM »

Quote from: charby on December 20, 2019, 10:42:59 AM

It is hard to play on the phone when dropping a deuce in a cornfield.

charby · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2019, 12:15:13 PM »

Quote from: MechAg94 on December 20, 2019, 12:04:53 PM

I'm not hauling a shitbucket around in the workmobile.

MechAg94 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 20, 2019, 12:28:24 PM »

That was the best picture I could find. Just substitute a frame for the bucket or knock the bottom out.

230RN · « **Reply #19 on:** December 20, 2019, 05:52:11 PM »

I thought you were supposed to use a plastic trash bag in the bucket. The bucket's purpose is to hold you up and to hold the plastic bag open for you, not to hold the poop 'n piss directly.

Boomhauer · « **Reply #20 on:** December 20, 2019, 06:03:18 PM »

A heavy equipment/big rig large round primary air filter is the perfect field shitter.

ConstitutionCowboy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 20, 2019, 06:23:57 PM »

Quote from: Boomhauer on December 20, 2019, 06:03:18 PM

A heavy equipment/big rig large round primary air filter is the perfect field shitter.

Yeah, but ... Keep the cab upwind.

Woody

230RN · « **Reply #22 on:** December 20, 2019, 06:34:47 PM »

Well, that's the beauty of the plastic bag. You can twist it shut to keep the smell in for short periods.

I had a system like that rigged in a little closet in my camper. Worked fine. I'm still sort of "prepared" in my apartment that way, with a giant kitty litter bucket and a supply of kitchen trash bags, just in case the domestic water service goes out.*

At present, the bucket is used to hold rolled-up targets I want to keep for a while and the trash bags are... you know, like, trash bags, man.

Terry

*it hasn't gone out here for more than an hour or so while they did maintenance stuff, but in a previous apartment some digging machine on Colfax Avenue screwed up the water lines for almost two days.

charby · « **Reply #23 on:** December 20, 2019, 06:43:31 PM »

Quote from: 230RN on December 20, 2019, 05:52:11 PM

I thought you were supposed to use a plastic trash bag in the bucket. The bucket's purpose is to hold you up and to hold the plastic bag open for you, not to hold the poop 'n piss directly.

Workmobile is a car, I don't want to smell *expletive deleted*it as I transport the bag to a waste container. Just easy to drop a deuce between the rows. I always carry wet wipes with me.

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #24 on:** December 20, 2019, 07:58:06 PM »

https://www.amazon.com/Reliance-Products-Double-Doodie-Toilet/dp/B001123ATE/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&hvadid=78202774541534&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvqmt=e&keywords=double+doodie+bag&qid=1576889847&sr=8-2

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