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Um, guys...
« on: February 28, 2007, 10:46:05 AM »
I've been reading up on what I missed over the last couple of days, and I think the horse is dead by now. Really.

You can put down the sticks.
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2007, 10:50:42 AM »
I'm going to punch the horse till it gallops off.

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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2007, 10:51:00 AM »
The damn thing is dead when I say it's dead! Extra flogging is the only way to be sure!

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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2007, 10:52:12 AM »
You cap it in the head with a .45 and then cut its head off to spike.  Geez.
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2007, 10:57:17 AM »
The horse can't be dead, we're still arguing over how it and the stick came to exist in the first place.  grin
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2007, 10:59:21 AM »
And what the correct nomenclature for the stick is.
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2007, 11:00:33 AM »
Agreed, carebear.  The horse is not dead.  The very suggestion is absurd and unpatriotic.  Cosine, you are just patently wrong.    angry

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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2007, 11:09:10 AM »
The horse can't be dead, we're still arguing over how it and the stick came to exist in the first place.  grin

Point conceded. grin
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2007, 11:11:51 AM »
Quit picking on the horse. It may look dead but it's just fine.
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2007, 11:12:53 AM »
I put the horse in the dean's office.  Do you think the frat will get in trouble for that? police
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2007, 11:18:51 AM »
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2007, 11:23:05 AM »
two out of three ain't bad.

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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2007, 11:29:23 AM »
No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable horse, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2007, 11:30:17 AM »
I'm going to punch the horse till it gallops off.

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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2007, 02:56:09 PM »
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I've been reading up on what I missed over the last couple of days, and I think the horse is dead by now. Really.

You can put down the sticks.

Gotta tenderize it for the barbeque...
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2007, 05:49:41 PM »
Kinetic energy is partly converted to heat energy by impact.

In theory, if we hit it hard and long enough, we can cook it without the barbeque.
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2007, 05:51:29 PM »
Kinetic energy is partly converted to heat energy by impact.

In theory, if we hit it hard and long enough, we can cook it without the barbeque.

Point conceded x2.  cheesy

All right, keep it up guys! I'm waiting to eat! grin
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2007, 08:05:03 PM »
The horse only appears to be dead.  It is, in fact, a Government horse, and thus merely inert.
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2007, 08:25:03 PM »
At least we now know what we'll be eating with the horse.  Good ol' Government Cheese.  grin
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2007, 08:45:45 PM »
wrong thread...

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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2007, 01:47:50 AM »
Steak de cheval, mmmmhhh.... 
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Re: Um, guys...
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Re: Um, guys...
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2007, 05:24:50 AM »
Didn't the horse and the stick evolve from the same single cells organisms?  Cheesy
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Re: Um, guys...
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2007, 05:25:46 AM »
Sticks don't beat horses, only people beat horses!!!!!
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