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Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« on: January 30, 2020, 10:39:05 AM »
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2020, 10:51:12 AM »
Is "none of the above" an option?

ETA:
Gabbard is not on the list, but Steyer and Bloomberg are?  What bullscat is this?


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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2020, 11:05:13 AM »
Those questions seem to assume I'm a democrat, or have democrat tendencies. While forcing me to answer some questions whose possible answers I completely disagree with, they tell me I'm a 90% match with Bloomberg, possibly my most hated of all the candidates they allowed. Which, yeah, where is Tulsi?

Based on the order of the candidates as they listed them for me, they're basically just asking if I'm establishment dem or commie pinko dem. Bloomberg and Biden at the top, Sanders and Warren at the bottom for my list.
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2020, 11:39:23 AM »
This is the best Cosmo quiz yet!
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2020, 11:41:58 AM »
Quote from: Ben on January 30, 2020, 11:05:13 AM
Those questions seem to assume I'm a democrat, or have democrat tendencies.

Of course.  Conservatives don't read.  We just watch Fox News and drool on ourselves.
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2020, 12:20:48 PM »
It told me I most agree with Bloomberg (  [barf]  ) followed by Biden, with Klobuchar, Yang, and Steyer tied for third.

Since I regard Bloomberg with about the same respect I have for the south end of a northbound horse, this doesn't say much for the Democratic Party.
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2020, 12:43:55 PM »
Did anyone else like the little animated hanging chad?  =D
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2020, 12:50:51 PM »
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2020, 12:54:29 PM »
Quote from: Ben on January 30, 2020, 11:05:13 AM
Those questions seem to assume I'm a democrat, or have democrat tendencies. While forcing me to answer some questions whose possible answers I completely disagree with, they tell me I'm a 90% match with Bloomberg, possibly my most hated of all the candidates they allowed. Which, yeah, where is Tulsi?

Based on the order of the candidates as they listed them for me, they're basically just asking if I'm establishment dem or commie pinko dem. Bloomberg and Biden at the top, Sanders and Warren at the bottom for my list.

Me too!    =D


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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2020, 02:16:09 PM »
Good grief!

That quiz says Bloomberg aligns with me best (8/10), Biden second-best (7/10), and Klobuchar third (6/10). Considering that there's no way I would ever vote for Bloomberg or Biden, I am left to conclude that the quiz was constructed as a push poll.

Either that, or it's further proof that everyone else on that side is so far to the left that mere Socialists appear to be mainstream ...
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2020, 02:17:59 PM »
There are times when I LOVE having the NY Times say "uh, no, you can't do this without paying us first!"

Makes it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO easy to say... WGAF...
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2020, 02:28:21 PM »
Used to be that when you paid for the NYTs at least you got bird cage liner and toilet paper as part of the deal. Now you just get the S***
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2020, 03:07:56 PM »
Just think of this as the way elections will be held if Democrats ever get full control of the FedGov. 
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2020, 03:41:20 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on January 30, 2020, 03:07:56 PM
Just think of this as the way elections will be held if when Democrats ever get full control of the FedGov. 

FTFY.
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2020, 04:49:33 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on January 30, 2020, 03:07:56 PM
Just think of this as the way elections will be held if Democrats ever get full control of the FedGov.  

 :lol:  Wait, that's not funny.  =|


I've decided my ideal Democratic candidate is George Wallace. The reasons are these:

1. He's dead, so he can't do any more damage.

2. He's known mostly for being a racist, which makes him a pretty good representative of the Democratic Party.

3. He's dead, so he can't do any more damage.

4. He's known mostly for being a racist, which makes him unelectable.

5. He's dead, so he can't do any more damage.

6. He's known mostly for being a racist, but that's better than what the Democrats have turned into, and actually a whole lot more reasonable.

7. He's dead, so he can't do any more damage.


(Yeah, I know he changed in his later years.)
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2020, 08:22:49 PM »
Quote from: Ben on January 30, 2020, 11:05:13 AM
Which, yeah, where is Tulsi?



Either the NYT jumped the gun, or Hill's getting lazy and just rubbed her out of the election.

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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2020, 09:50:26 PM »
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Re: Which Democratic candidate matches up with you?
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2020, 10:31:17 PM »
My personal choice is Gorbachev.
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