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Need help with a name
« on: March 05, 2020, 08:11:50 PM »
Setting up my wood working shop again, finally.  When I last set up a woodshop ca. 2002 I named my dust collector "Monica" for fairly obvious reasons.  But we're now 20+ years post Oral Office scandals.  What's a good name for the dust collector now?  I'd be tempted with "Mega Maid" but it'll only suck, not blow too.
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2020, 08:40:14 PM »
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Re: Need help with a name
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2020, 08:58:38 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2020, 08:51:48 AM »
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Re: Need help with a name
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2020, 08:57:45 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2020, 09:00:48 AM »
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Re: Need help with a name
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2020, 09:50:46 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2020, 11:59:09 AM »
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Re: Need help with a name
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2020, 12:06:57 PM »
Giant *expletive deleted*che vs. Turd Sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8Wwe2-dV0
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Re: Need help with a name
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2020, 12:10:13 PM »
I think Monica is timeless.

But you could name it The Hummer.
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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2020, 12:20:13 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on March 06, 2020, 12:06:57 PM
Giant *expletive deleted*che vs. Turd Sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8Wwe2-dV0


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I *expletive deleted*ing LOVED that episode!
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Re: Need help with a name
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2020, 01:03:23 PM »
How about Barnum?




(P.T. Barnum: "There's a sucker born every minute.")
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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2020, 02:21:01 PM »
Telly Savalas?
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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2020, 03:33:32 PM »
"I did not have sex with that vacuum cleaner."

I'm trying to remember, but I think Allen Harper called the vacuum cleaner 'Brenda.'

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Re: Need help with a name
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2020, 08:39:58 PM »
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Re: Need help with a name
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2020, 09:12:48 PM »
Stormy Daniels, obviously.
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Re: Need help with a name
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2020, 09:55:11 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2020, 10:23:21 PM »
Quote from: Boomhauer on March 06, 2020, 09:12:48 PM
Stormy Daniels, obviously.

No, Linda. Duh. And it's still relevant because they made a movie about the movie not that long back!
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Re: Need help with a name
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2020, 10:26:14 PM »
No matter how much it sucks it is still better than the Twilight Series.    Too Long????

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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2020, 11:15:34 PM »
Quote from: BobR on March 06, 2020, 10:26:14 PM
No matter how much it sucks it is still better than the Twilight Series.    Too Long????

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Kristin Stewert. I'm betting she sucks in more ways than just one.
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Re: Need help with a name
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2020, 11:01:00 AM »
Quote from: BlueStarLizzard on March 06, 2020, 11:15:34 PM
Kristin Stewert. I'm betting she sucks in more ways than just one.

Didn't she "come out" as pansexual, or some other of the LGBTWTFBBQ spectrum?
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