Yeah Dude, You Can't Get a Woman Pregnant This Way

[Ben]

A guy stabs women using a syringe full of semen:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/maryland-man-arrested-stab-woman-syringe-semen

[MechAg94]

I hate to think what sort of infections or other problems that could lead to.  Definitely qualifies as "risk of serious bodily injury".

[Ben]

I hate to think what sort of infections or other problems that could lead to.  Definitely qualifies as "risk of serious bodily injury".

Yeah, I was thinking those are pretty mild charges against him considering what might happen to anyone he injected.

[Hawkmoon]

I won't hold my breath waiting for Moms Demand Action to start agitating for bans on syringes to prevent more drive-by semen stabbings.

And where is Everytown for Syringe Safety when you need them most?

[MechAg94]

I won't hold my breath waiting for Moms Demand Action to start agitating for bans on syringes to prevent more drive-by semen stabbings.

And where is Everytown for Syringe Safety when you need them most?

Waiting for their Bloomberg check.

[Perd Hapley]

Thomas Bryon Stemen, 51, was arrested Tuesday and charged with first and second-degree assault and reckless endangerment...

You cannot make this stuff up, folks.

[WLJ]

Yeah I saw this story and decided I'm not going to touch it. Nope, Never

[Devonai]

I won't hold my breath waiting for Moms Demand Action to start agitating for bans on syringes to prevent more drive-by semen stabbings.

The versatility of the English language is so rarely captured with such vibrant shades.

[230RN]

Quote from: Hawkmoon on February 29, 2020, 04:12:32 PM

I won't hold my breath waiting for Moms Demand Action to start agitating for bans on syringes to prevent more drive-by semen stabbings.

Isn't there something upside-down or backwards about that statement?  The "I won't hold my breath until..." expression is usually used for something you never expect to happen.  Yet the "joke" would seem to be that one does expect the Mom's group to start agitating immediately.



Terry

[Perd Hapley]

Quote from: Hawkmoon on February 29, 2020, 04:12:32 PM
Isn't there something upside-down or backwards about that statement?  The "I won't hold my breath until..." expression is usually used for something you never expect to happen.  Yet the "joke" would seem to be that one does expect the Mom's group to start agitating immediately.



Terry

The Moms only care about crime if they can make it an excuse to grab guns.

[Hawkmoon]

The Moms only care about crime if they can make it an excuse to grab guns.

^^^ This.

Terry, if you're out of the loop on this, Moms Demand Action is one of Bloomberg's bought-and-paid-for "grassroots" anti-gun organizations. Everytown for Gun Safety is another.

[WLJ]

Moms Demand Action sounds like a porn film

[grampster]

Moms MILF Demand Action sounds like a porn film

Fixed it for you.

[MillCreek]

Moms Demand Action sounds like a porn film

Mature Grandmas Demand Action

[lee n. field]

Moms Demand Action sounds like a porn film

You're far,far from the first to have noticed that.

First hit on "moms demand action t-shirt" is to an arfcom post about the parody shirt using stick figures.

[230RN]

Fistful, Hawkmoon, I know what the Moms want to do.  I still think the logic is backwards, but no matter, minor point.

Yes, I agree the movement's name sounds like a porn film.

[Perd Hapley]

Mature Grandmas Demand Action

I just don't want to know what kind of porn Mr. Stemen is into.

[Pb]

You probably shouldn't read this article, but I'm posting it anyway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination

[230RN]

I thought the bedbug's hemocoel was called the upper flermin in other species.

https://youtu.be/1rrNg7D-IGM