Author Topic: Director Michael Moore's wife kidnapped  (Read 1111 times)

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Re: Director Michael Moore's wife kidnapped
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2007, 02:24:39 PM »
Sorry, guys, read it again.  Wrong Michael Moore.
(Not that I would wish anyone be kidnapped.)
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Re: Director Michael Moore's wife kidnapped
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2007, 02:25:11 PM »
Wrong Michael Moore, guys.
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Re: Director Michael Moore's wife kidnapped
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2007, 05:16:05 PM »
My first thought was that the sleaze MM was not married, anyway...
Who'd want that slimey, flea-ridden mouth-with-legs?  rolleyes

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Re: Director Michael Moore's wife kidnapped
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2007, 05:59:37 PM »
You guys are no fun at all.

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Re: Director Michael Moore's wife kidnapped
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2007, 01:51:02 PM »
You guys are no fun at all.
Yeah, my wife tells me that all the time.  Sigh...
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Re: Director Michael Moore's wife kidnapped
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2007, 02:59:20 PM »
Michael Moore's wife's name is Fumunda.  That's because she comes fum undah the area where his belly hangs over his belt.

Never mind.  I never should have said that.
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Re: Director Michael Moore's wife kidnapped
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2007, 03:20:15 PM »
If Micheal Moore was married and his wife dissappeared, she would probably be in hiding, secretly trying to change her name and sever any associations she might have with him.  That is, unless he was married to Jane Fonda.

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